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mehjg.bsky.social
An origami group I belong to challenged us to design models based on an 8x8 pleated grid. So far (since last Wednesday) I have a Corgi, a guacamaya, a cross, and a dragon. #origami
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
I love when a cat head-bonks you. So good. And a doggy leg-lean? Sublime stuff. No notes.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
Mox just said people hate wheeler yuta because he's like a newborn baby deer - naturally beautiful, ready to walk right away 🤭☠️ #aew #collision
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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terrymatz.bsky.social
X-rays were discovered on this day November 8 in 1895, by physicist Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen, allowing us to see inside the human body.
🧶 This free knitting pattern for X-Ray Mittens or Gloves designed by Marjukka Vuorisalo is on my fun handwear post
intheloopknitting.com/fun-mitten-a...
An X-ray picture of a human hand showing the skeleton of the human hand. On top of the X-ray are a mitten with a detailed design of the bones in the hand and glove with the same design. Knit by Marjukka Vuorisalo.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
Just screeched into the driveway blaring redwine supernova on this, my last night as a 41 year old 💅🤷‍♀️
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
Oversized Queen #Bee hat blocked and loaded 👑🐝👑 #knitsky #knit #finishedproduct #showmeyourknits 🧶
A dark gray knit hat with yellow bees wearing crowns, and diamonds. There's also yellow trim on the top and bottom. Top down view Just the lyrics to Royals that pertain to being your ruler (ruler). You can call me Queen Bee and baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule). Let me live that fantasy. (Buzzzzzz) Honestly I have very little memory of making this. I kinda zoned out and flew through it. Haha flew. Get it? Seriously tho, I must've been going through something that needed to disassociate and create this in two days time. I like the color choices and the trim. I'd have to look up how many stitches, but I have the pattern handy if you'd like it (for free from Pinterest). Got some hate for sharing free patterns, tho? Life should be fun, I thought 🤷‍♀️
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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abomination.computer
telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
Simple repeating pattern. #knit #showmeyourknits #mathmatical 🧶
Profile of a gray and black knit hat with a repeating/alternating pattern. Its kinda like the black and white punk checks grew up into these chevrons. Top down view Laid flat - patterns like this will make a significant seam between each repeat, so it's super important to block a hat with a pattern like this to loosen it up and lessen the pucker Here's the pattern for this. Its free on Pinterest. I made it on size US 7 needles with 100 stitches. I used red heart yarn and even after blocking it, it's still pretty stiff and the size was smaller than I expected but will still fit most.
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
The Dodgers AND CM Punk won last night 🙄
a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a grey jacket
Alt: Shoresy saying "so dumb..." With a confused and disappointed look on his face. And that's how it feels in America this morning for those of us who follow sports and fake sports with limited fervor. And it does need to be limited lest I stand up and scream at the television during that FUCKING dead ball call in game 6. Are you KIDDING me?? Just hand the fucking trophy to LA before game 1 for fucksake. Its not even an entertaining sport but here we are watching cause it's the finals for THIS?? Also CM Punk is a self-important hypocritical old man.
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November 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
It is some top shelf bullshit that Rosamund Pike only narrated the first 4 #WheelofTime books. Just because the show got cancelled. Listening to the OG narrators is not even close.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
This is how it feels today, yes.
A black cat with its ears slightly back. Text says "The veil is thin, just like my patience." I woke up angry from having just laid in bed with my eyes closed all night without ever sleeping as far as I can tell. Then people were loud and inconsiderate and/or emo and I have not gained control of my foul mood once yet today despite the little treats I've tried to bribe myself with. Do not approach 😡
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*uses phone flashlight to look for phone
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social
#webcomic #bettersafecomics #halloween
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
steffed-up.bsky.social
Self-Portrait
"sometimes I say I don't know but I do know, and quite a bit" a black cat wearing pearls and a tiara holds a frosty wine glass and glares at the camera. Big Kermit drinking tea vibes.
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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berkeleymews.bsky.social
Pumpkin contest patreon.com/berkeleymews
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
This might be the best #tattoo I've ever seen.
A tattoo of Gandalf giving a Balrog a pile driver. Notice no wings 🤔
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
steffed-up.bsky.social
Accurate. 🌱
Someone off screen:"What's wrong brain?" Brain: "I'm feeling stressed." Someone off screen hands Brain a potted plant: "Here." Brain: "How is a plant supposed to help?" Someone off screen: "Give it back then." Brain pulling the plant away from the other person: "I NEVER SAID I DIDNT WANT IT!" Brain sits quietly staring at potted plant looking content.
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social
#filmsky #moviequote #theaddamsfamily
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
My other alarm clock is a panic attack.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Sorry, fellas, I'm already just like a sister to someone else
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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theartfulldodger.bsky.social
Its important to be silly because the whole world is stupid
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine
July 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM