SteveBluescemi
@stevebluescemi.bsky.social
Executive producer, Tatooine Tonight Starring Bib Fortuna With Salacious Crumb Featuring the Max Rebo Band Live From Jabba's Palace
the trolls can't get you in your indestructible space suit
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the trolls can't get you in your indestructible space suit
The post was about A-list actors and other rich celebrities selling out by doing ads. I like to think it's possible to thread the needle by supporting ordinary artists doing what they need to do to get by and live comfortably while shaming the big timers for what amounts to greed
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The post was about A-list actors and other rich celebrities selling out by doing ads. I like to think it's possible to thread the needle by supporting ordinary artists doing what they need to do to get by and live comfortably while shaming the big timers for what amounts to greed
It would be nice if there was a customizable parental mode where only channels of your choosing are accessible, or at least a kids version that wasn't brimming with slop.
Does @nebula.tv have kids content?
Does @nebula.tv have kids content?
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It would be nice if there was a customizable parental mode where only channels of your choosing are accessible, or at least a kids version that wasn't brimming with slop.
Does @nebula.tv have kids content?
Does @nebula.tv have kids content?
So what you're saying is the terrorists won
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So what you're saying is the terrorists won
I don't get the and/abs one on my android but I am constantly changing "cancer" back to "Vancouver"
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't get the and/abs one on my android but I am constantly changing "cancer" back to "Vancouver"
I have bad news, this is the exact same dynamic in core cities too
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have bad news, this is the exact same dynamic in core cities too
The trick is to imagine Veep is back and you're on the writing staff. That's how I've applied "Dyke Wazowski"!
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The trick is to imagine Veep is back and you're on the writing staff. That's how I've applied "Dyke Wazowski"!
I completely agree, even with the riff it's unbearable
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I completely agree, even with the riff it's unbearable
And that's perfectly fine imo, because you're referring to more than BC and also you have a mostly American audience (I assume)
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And that's perfectly fine imo, because you're referring to more than BC and also you have a mostly American audience (I assume)
BC almost universally rejects the term in my experience. Within BC, it's geographically SW, so it doesn't make any sense. It's "the lower mainland", "the (south) coast", or "the island" if talking about Vancouver Island.
"PNW" is only tolerated when addressing an American audience.
"PNW" is only tolerated when addressing an American audience.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
BC almost universally rejects the term in my experience. Within BC, it's geographically SW, so it doesn't make any sense. It's "the lower mainland", "the (south) coast", or "the island" if talking about Vancouver Island.
"PNW" is only tolerated when addressing an American audience.
"PNW" is only tolerated when addressing an American audience.
I relied on the AI result for the last train time exactly once, and then vowed to never again in my Uber ride home
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I relied on the AI result for the last train time exactly once, and then vowed to never again in my Uber ride home
The Aloha: chicken, pineapple, and our BIBLICALLY INSANE tangy teriyaki sauce!
The Crusher: chicken, spinach, double mozzarella, and a truly FUCKED rosé sauce!
The Crusher: chicken, spinach, double mozzarella, and a truly FUCKED rosé sauce!
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The Aloha: chicken, pineapple, and our BIBLICALLY INSANE tangy teriyaki sauce!
The Crusher: chicken, spinach, double mozzarella, and a truly FUCKED rosé sauce!
The Crusher: chicken, spinach, double mozzarella, and a truly FUCKED rosé sauce!
I love that they completely spun their wheels on "chicken, one or two other pretty normal ingredients, and a sauce that'll we'll *describe* as 'crazy'". Lemme try a few with this formula:
The Chicken Caliente: chicken, red peppers, three cheese blend, & an utterly deranged spicy southwestern sauce!
The Chicken Caliente: chicken, red peppers, three cheese blend, & an utterly deranged spicy southwestern sauce!
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I love that they completely spun their wheels on "chicken, one or two other pretty normal ingredients, and a sauce that'll we'll *describe* as 'crazy'". Lemme try a few with this formula:
The Chicken Caliente: chicken, red peppers, three cheese blend, & an utterly deranged spicy southwestern sauce!
The Chicken Caliente: chicken, red peppers, three cheese blend, & an utterly deranged spicy southwestern sauce!
People denying that EEAAO is a comedy is gonna break me. Literally one of the silliest movies of all time. Might as well say Young Frankenstein isn't a comedy
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
People denying that EEAAO is a comedy is gonna break me. Literally one of the silliest movies of all time. Might as well say Young Frankenstein isn't a comedy
Fargo is hysterical, I laughed at nearly every scene. It doesn't have outright gags but it's clearly comical
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fargo is hysterical, I laughed at nearly every scene. It doesn't have outright gags but it's clearly comical
The list is basically fine, a pretty standard American-centric comedy canon with only a few curveballs. The reaction to it is very, uh, Bluesky
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The list is basically fine, a pretty standard American-centric comedy canon with only a few curveballs. The reaction to it is very, uh, Bluesky
100%. Same pattern with Canada. When Trudeau was on the ropes he was all 51st state talk. Then the much-hyped Carney swooped in and he was all smiles and compliments.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
100%. Same pattern with Canada. When Trudeau was on the ropes he was all 51st state talk. Then the much-hyped Carney swooped in and he was all smiles and compliments.
Well for one, when they cut the GST for rentals, Metro Van immediately swooped in to triple dev fees, effectively stealing the subsidy and gifting it to homeowners in the form of lower property tax. I don't see the point in these kinds of subsidies unless paired with an effective freeze on dev fees.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Well for one, when they cut the GST for rentals, Metro Van immediately swooped in to triple dev fees, effectively stealing the subsidy and gifting it to homeowners in the form of lower property tax. I don't see the point in these kinds of subsidies unless paired with an effective freeze on dev fees.
I dunno, has anyone tried gamifying heroin?
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I dunno, has anyone tried gamifying heroin?