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Steve Buchheit
@stevebuchheit.bsky.social
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Writer, reader, t-shirt artist (CoyoteShirts.com), radiographer, reformed politician, maker of charred meats, odd ball, usually full of piss and vinegar, a fool for you, happily punching Nazis since Castle Wolfenstein, all that and a bag of chips.
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Screams in Rad Tech, “for the love of Brid, NO!”
Screen grab from Facebook about a Korean company that rebranding their shampoo bottles into bottle shapes like the vegetable “natural ingredients” used in the shampoo. Shapes are conveniently dildo and buttplug shaped to make it easy for people to rectally insert the bottles and do not have flared bases making it easy for them to loose grip and have the slight vacuum of the large intestine suck the bottle fully into the rectum and sigmoid colon requiring an emergency room visit with possible surgery to remove.
September 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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TeePublic is running a sale this weekend with $16 t-shirts, which include my latest designs. www.teepublic.com/user/laughin....
t-shirt with the graphic of a ghost giving the double middle-fingers with the text "Boo You" t-shirt with text that says "Rad Tech, Glorified Button Pusher" with text explaining what we really do. t-shirt with text that says, "CT Scanner, it slices, it dices, it makes helical scans" t-shirt that says "Scatter Outta Compton"
September 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Dark Helmet plays with dolls in Spaceballs
September 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Clip from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life” live organ donor skit where they present the victim with proof that he accepted being an organ donor as Cleese says, “What’s this, then? A liver donor’s card.”
August 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Well, that's one way to cut down on dissenting.
"As you may be aware, The Trump Organization LLC and DTTM Operations LLC have filed a lawsuit in federal court concerning the use of the federally register TRUMP trademarks. The lawsuit alleges that third parties improperly offering products featuring the TRUMP mark without authorization. Please see here for a copy of the Complaint (link not active in screen grab). Due to this ongoing legislation, Spreadshop must take preventative measures to comply with trademark law and mitigate legal risk. As part of this process we must remove design from our platform that contain the TRUMP mark. (paragraph) We know this may be frustrating and disappointing, and we are sincerely sorry for the inconvenience. Please know that this decision is not about limiting your voice or your viewpoints, nor is it intended to restrict political expression or commentary. Rather, it is a necessary response to enforce federal trademark law and to comply with legal obligations arising from the litigation.
August 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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T-shirt with art that says "Mad Scientist, support STEM students, restore science funding, follow the research"
August 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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TeePublic is running a sale this weekend with $16 t-shirts, which include my latest designs. www.teepublic.com/user/laughin....
t-shirt with art that says, "CT, it slices, it dices, it makes helical scans" t-shirt with art for Rad Techs t-shirt with art that says, "Rad Tech Glorified Button Pusher" with an explanation of some of what we really do.
August 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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TeePublic is running a sale this weekend with $16 t-shirts, which include my latest designs. www.teepublic.com/user/laughin....
t-shirt with a graphic that states "Mad Scientist" with some text about supporting STEM, restoring funding, and allowing actual research t-shirt with text art that says "Rich Inner Life" t-shirt with a line drawing of and the word "Jackalope" done in the style of the Browning Mule Deer logo t-shirt with highly stylized text that reads "Loco Ohio"
August 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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TeePublic is running a sale this weekend with $16 t-shirts, which include my latest designs. www.teepublic.com/user/laughin....
t-shirt with an illustration of a spinal column and the words "Chiropractic Addicted to the Crack" t-shirt with the word "jackalope" and a line illustration of a jackalope in the style of the Browning mule deer logo t-shirt with text that states "Mad Scientist, support STEM students, restore science funding, follow the research" on a colorful background. t-shirt with text art that says, "rich inner life"
July 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca talking with a Nazi Major in the bar during his interview where the major says, "Can you see us in New York," and he replies, "Well, there are sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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“Franz Liszt? Never hoird of ‘em.”
Bug Bunny at the piano in Rhapsody Rabbit
July 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Edd
screen grabs from a Suzy Eddie Izzard standup routing where she says, "We stole countries. That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. You just sail round the world and stick a flag in. ::turns to face right:: "I claim India for Britain." ::turns to face left:: "You can't claim us, we live here. 500 million of us." ::turns to face right:: "Do you have a flag?"
July 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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TeePublic's best sale of the year is still going, 40% off, or $15 t-shirts. The website says it's just 17 more hours. If you've been thinking about getting something, now's the time. www.teepublic.com/user/laughin.... Lots of new items from me…
t-shirt with a jackalope in the style of the Browning Mule Deer logo t-shirt that says "Mad Scientist" with text to support the sciences.
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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TeePublic's best sale of the year is still going, 40% off, or $15 t-shirts. The website says just 12 more hours, but an email from them today said 2 days. If you're thinking about getting something, I would before midnight tonight. www.teepublic.com/user/laughin.... Lots of new items from me…
t-shirt that says "216 Town, Cleveland" with text art. t-shirt that says, "Death Is Not A Disease" with a gravestone skull and crossbones design. t-shirt that says "Jackalope" with a line silhouette of a jackalope in the style of the Browning mule deer logo. t-shirt that says, "Chiropractic, addicted to the crack" with art of a spinal column.
June 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Screen grab from Star Trek Originam Series episode Mudd’s World when Norman shorts out because of a logic conundrum
June 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Don’t know why this clip has been running through my head for the past week
Scene from Casablanca where the Nazi Major asks Ric if he could see Nazis in New York City, and he response “well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”
June 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Created 3 good designs for this concept and having trouble picking which to go with, any thoughts
3 design concepts for “death by is not a disease”, top idea in the shape of a tombstone with a winged skull on top, middle has the words stretching across a hexagonal coffin shape in the style of a Fillmore West cancer poster, the bottom has a skull and crossbones above the text in a friendly font
May 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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And I should explain, I know how to make Gamma Rays (hells, I made the t-shirt of it), I know the physics of it (I work in goddamn radiology, I better know how to make radiation). But lightning causing Gamma radiation, fuck. coyoteshirts.com/product/got-...
t-shirt that says, "got bremsstrahlung?" with an illustration of using a tungsten atom to alter the trajectory/brake of an electron to produce x-ray radiation.
May 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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AI is just great and very smart… JFC, $soft, this has been a known tech problem for over 2 decades now…
Screen grab of copilot’s link to a “encyclopedia” entry on Pele with added photographs of Muhammad Ali
May 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Hey, remember when Afrikaners were the bad guys?
Screen grab from Lethal Weapon showing Joss Ackland as S. African diplomat Arjen Rudd and his two goons.
May 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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T-shirt with text that says, “no king, no master”
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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See, I always took "Greenwich Mean Time" as the further institutionalization of the British Empire. In the sense of the empire being meanies and saying "We have all the time, we control all the time. You got a problem with that, Sparky?"
Color illustration of British naval impressment (kidnapping people to serve on British ships)
April 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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t-shirt with a jackalope graphic that says "raised unsupervised and mostly feral" https://coyoteshirts.com/product/raised-unsupervised-and-mostly-feral/
April 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Probably not what you were thinking of, but…
t-shirt with the text, "good, good, good, good vibrations" with an ultrasound wand
March 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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TeePublic is running a sale offering 35% off through the weekend ($17 t-shirts), www.teepublic.com/user/laughin...
t-shirt with a graphic of 3 hares t-shirt with text of the Magpie augury song, "One for sorrow, two for mirth..."
March 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM