Probably over them mountains…

1) this is an objectively hilarious accounting of the situation

2) I initially read that the nurses had drugged the ICE agents and then sadly I read it again

3) we really need a new dark comedy sitcom about ICE, a la Sunny in Philadelphia, where the agents can’t ever seem to land a big mass depo

Everything is Waiting for You

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your photo library

Lindsay, going across the river Styx like this

Can I just say, for no apparent reason, that becoming Secretary of Defense is *not* one of the 12 steps. I mean. Cool job bro, but how’s your inventory coming?

Good morning new Blue Sky friends! Four years ago today I decided to take my life in a new direction, and it has made all the difference. If you or anyone you know has a desire to stop drinking, please DM me at any time or way

If you see this, please repost with a favorite photo of the sky that you’ve taken recently.

Morning over Lake Zurich, taken 3 weeks ago.

The doodles disapprove of cleaning day, and would like College Game Day to start now instead.

Quote post with a picture of yourself so these newbies know who they’re dealing with.

The elephant in the room on government inefficiency is that often it is Congress itself that injects it; DoD contracts for hyper expensive projects are beloved in the Approps Committees, and every single Rep wants a component or item built in their district.

I don’t see Congress stopping soon.

I’ve got this one from Worx. Inexpensive and easy to use for exactly what you describe: clearing branches, trimming shrubs, etc. I’m not a paid shill, I just like their product: