Steve Rice
@steverice.bsky.social
Canadian, Liberal, intersectional feminist, Pro Choice, climate change is real, Believe the victims, Maple Leafs forever, #EndAls, #SlavaUkraini, DMs welcome
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In addition to being very, very funny, Clare is perfectly positioned to channel the experience of being a rational, reasonable person in a world ruled by braying, oxygen-sucking idiots.
(That's my long-winded way of saying you should check this out.)
(That's my long-winded way of saying you should check this out.)
I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
I Have A Patreon Now!
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In addition to being very, very funny, Clare is perfectly positioned to channel the experience of being a rational, reasonable person in a world ruled by braying, oxygen-sucking idiots.
(That's my long-winded way of saying you should check this out.)
(That's my long-winded way of saying you should check this out.)
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I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
I Have A Patreon Now!
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
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If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
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🐈⬛ URGENT — PLEASE HELP 🐈⬛
— boudica has severe epilepsy
— 36% of full treatment now funded
— i need 50% by weekend for tests
— lost my job, insurance won't cover
she's the absolute love of my life
literally every penny is appreciated
pls share / donate if you can ❤️🩹
— boudica has severe epilepsy
— 36% of full treatment now funded
— i need 50% by weekend for tests
— lost my job, insurance won't cover
she's the absolute love of my life
literally every penny is appreciated
pls share / donate if you can ❤️🩹
Donate to Get Boudica treatment for her epilepsy, organized by Daniel Kelly
Hello, thanks for taking the time to read this — I'll keep this short.
Boudic… Daniel Kelly needs your support for Get Boudica treatment for her epilepsy
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December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
🐈⬛ URGENT — PLEASE HELP 🐈⬛
— boudica has severe epilepsy
— 36% of full treatment now funded
— i need 50% by weekend for tests
— lost my job, insurance won't cover
she's the absolute love of my life
literally every penny is appreciated
pls share / donate if you can ❤️🩹
— boudica has severe epilepsy
— 36% of full treatment now funded
— i need 50% by weekend for tests
— lost my job, insurance won't cover
she's the absolute love of my life
literally every penny is appreciated
pls share / donate if you can ❤️🩹
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Hi. I'm launching a wee lil' Patreon for my political comedy content tomorrow. I'd love for you to keep an eye out for it.
I was gonna make a bigger speech than this, but it felt weird, so I'll keep it as simple as that! See you tomorrow! ❤️
I was gonna make a bigger speech than this, but it felt weird, so I'll keep it as simple as that! See you tomorrow! ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hi. I'm launching a wee lil' Patreon for my political comedy content tomorrow. I'd love for you to keep an eye out for it.
I was gonna make a bigger speech than this, but it felt weird, so I'll keep it as simple as that! See you tomorrow! ❤️
I was gonna make a bigger speech than this, but it felt weird, so I'll keep it as simple as that! See you tomorrow! ❤️
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I always love writing Danielle Smith speeches, because she's just so fun.
Steven Guilbeault resigns from cabinet after Danielle Smith threatens to build new pipeline through his house
Steven Guilbeault resigns from cabinet after Danielle Smith threatens to build new pipeline through his house
OTTAWA - After Mark Carney and Danielle Smith signed a new pipeline agreement yesterday, Canada’s Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture Steven Guilbeault resigned from the Prime Minister’s cabinet...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I always love writing Danielle Smith speeches, because she's just so fun.
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Clare Blackwood is an exceptionally good satirist. And @clareblackwood.bsky.social is f'ing exceptionally good when she plays the character of my energy transition nightmares, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith. Watch this, belly laugh, and know it is all gonna be okay, in the end.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Clare Blackwood is an exceptionally good satirist. And @clareblackwood.bsky.social is f'ing exceptionally good when she plays the character of my energy transition nightmares, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith. Watch this, belly laugh, and know it is all gonna be okay, in the end.
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Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
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It's Black Friday and, while I hate participating in capitalism, I very much love black. So my OF page is half off today only. Buy yourself a little treat (me🥰) today... you deserve it. 🖤
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Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe.
If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's Black Friday and, while I hate participating in capitalism, I very much love black. So my OF page is half off today only. Buy yourself a little treat (me🥰) today... you deserve it. 🖤
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@highnessophelia.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving to you, your bf and wonderful children ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@highnessophelia.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving to you, your bf and wonderful children ❤️
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Danielle Smith Celebrates Her Glorious Pipeline Victory
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@arose230.bsky.social I hope you are enjoying a great Thanksgiving my friend.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@arose230.bsky.social I hope you are enjoying a great Thanksgiving my friend.
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This is a very sweet (if very Christian-centric) trans-led mutual aid project that connects anonymous gift givers with unhoused or in-foster care trans kids.
www.transanta.com/about
www.transanta.com/about
About — Transanta
www.transanta.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is a very sweet (if very Christian-centric) trans-led mutual aid project that connects anonymous gift givers with unhoused or in-foster care trans kids.
www.transanta.com/about
www.transanta.com/about
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Hello Toronto Bluesky! If you like piano and you're looking for something lovely to do Saturday afternoon, my brilliant brother is playing a piano concert at Avenue Road Music! He is absurdly talented. I can't wait. avenueroadmusic.com/events/190/b...
Bryn Blackwood - Darkness and Light in the Music of Scriabin and Liszt - Avenue Road Music and Performance Academy
Avenue Road Music and Performance Academy is a cross-cultural musical experiment such as ours inspires audiences with optimism and hope for a world where diverse cultures do not clash but rather reson...
avenueroadmusic.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hello Toronto Bluesky! If you like piano and you're looking for something lovely to do Saturday afternoon, my brilliant brother is playing a piano concert at Avenue Road Music! He is absurdly talented. I can't wait. avenueroadmusic.com/events/190/b...
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With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
The Ford Government Has A Special Message For Ontario Renters
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
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Somebody go get Flint!
Flint 🐶
Adult male Golden Retriever mix
Adoptable from SPCA of Wake County (Raleigh, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flint-79669006/nc/raleigh/spca-of-wake-county-nc590/
Adult male Golden Retriever mix
Adoptable from SPCA of Wake County (Raleigh, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flint-79669006/nc/raleigh/spca-of-wake-county-nc590/
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody go get Flint!
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These are the bills that I have in front of me today and I don't know how I'm going to cover them all. I can make payments on the medical bill but the rest have to be paid in full.
My take-home this week was under $200 and I haven't bought groceries yet. Anything helps 🖤 if you can't help, please 🔁
My take-home this week was under $200 and I haven't bought groceries yet. Anything helps 🖤 if you can't help, please 🔁
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
These are the bills that I have in front of me today and I don't know how I'm going to cover them all. I can make payments on the medical bill but the rest have to be paid in full.
My take-home this week was under $200 and I haven't bought groceries yet. Anything helps 🖤 if you can't help, please 🔁
My take-home this week was under $200 and I haven't bought groceries yet. Anything helps 🖤 if you can't help, please 🔁
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November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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PATREON: patreon.com/rachelgilmore
TWITCH: twitch.tv/rachel_gilmore
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SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5uP73Dl...
APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b...
SUBSTACK: rachelgilmore.substack.com
PATREON: patreon.com/rachelgilmore
TWITCH: twitch.tv/rachel_gilmore
YOUTUBE: YouTube.com/@AtRachelGil...
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APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b...
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As a writer for The Beaverton, I realize that it's easy to read the headlines and move on, but this piece by my boss slash colleague Luke is very very funny and I highly endorse it.
Q - Why, given all the terrible things happening in the world, do people care about this?
A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about
You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in ...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As a writer for The Beaverton, I realize that it's easy to read the headlines and move on, but this piece by my boss slash colleague Luke is very very funny and I highly endorse it.
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I feel like this delightful shout-out to my latest Doug Ford @thebeaverton.com article makes me a real journalist (very untrue, extreme untrue)
Marit Stiles was ejected from Queens Park for calling Doug Ford corrupt. While we know he is literally a criminal and under investigation, as well as very openly corrupt, you cannot say so in Parliament. #ontario #onpoli #dougford #frankdomenic🍁
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I feel like this delightful shout-out to my latest Doug Ford @thebeaverton.com article makes me a real journalist (very untrue, extreme untrue)
@aliciaandrz.bsky.social you have been a beacon of bright positive light in an ugly world. Your ability to wear many hats and succeed is inspiring. Hold your head high and remember you have many cheering you on. You are loved.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@aliciaandrz.bsky.social you have been a beacon of bright positive light in an ugly world. Your ability to wear many hats and succeed is inspiring. Hold your head high and remember you have many cheering you on. You are loved.
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Congressman Eugene Vindman (Va.-07) is demanding "that the White House release the transcript of a 2019 call that took place between President Donald Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman following the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi." vindman.house.gov/2025/11/19/n...
NEWS: Vindman Demands President Trump Release Transcript of 2019 Call with Mohammed bin Salman Following Murder of Jamal Khashoggi | Representative Eugene Vindman
vindman.house.gov
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Congressman Eugene Vindman (Va.-07) is demanding "that the White House release the transcript of a 2019 call that took place between President Donald Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman following the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi." vindman.house.gov/2025/11/19/n...
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#uglydogs Can we repost to help Melia find a family? 797 days is way too long. 😢
🗽 New York friends - MELIA needs you. She wants a quiet forever adult only home for Thanksgiving. She doesn't want to spend another holiday in the shelter. 797 days. No dogs, cats are ok. Only 3.5 years old.
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
#uglydogs Can we repost to help Melia find a family? 797 days is way too long. 😢
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Okay friends, Barry has been at the Saint John SPCA for 3 years 😭
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Okay friends, Barry has been at the Saint John SPCA for 3 years 😭
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
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If you'd like to make a donation to them, I'm posting the link here. If you decide to do it, DM me so I can get you the information.
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November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If you'd like to make a donation to them, I'm posting the link here. If you decide to do it, DM me so I can get you the information.
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