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Stevie Subrizi 🏳️‍⚧️🪬
@steviesubrizi.bsky.social
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poet; singer-songwriter; maker of bedroom indie pop; union queer; 30 or 40 years old; Jewish greater-Bostonian; newly minted Orioles fan; winner of at least one contest; free Palestine 🇵🇸
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https://steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/
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the best part
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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the thanksgivening coda: the death of this pecan pie
five-eighths of a pecan pie, a knife resting atop the pie tray
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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the thanksgivening, part V: the final chapter
a stuffed seitan roast with blackened rice paper skin, sitting on a cutting board the seitan roast getting sliced up table spread: roasted brussels sprouts with chestnuts, mixed roasted sweet potatoes and russet potatoes, homemade cranberry sauce, mushroom gravy, stuffing, and sangria all of that good stuff on a big plate
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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the thanksgivening, part IV: stuffing
a big casserole dish of stuffing next to a cutting board with a knife and a seitan log on it
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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the thanksgivening, part III: the calm before the oven
three trays on a dining table: diced sweet potatoes, diced russet potatoes, and brussels sprouts with chestnuts, respectively
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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the thanksgivening, part II: the mise en place
a cutting board with celery stalks and carrots all lined up, surrounded by a mug of coffee, a glass of juice, and a bag of Brussels sprouts
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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the thanksgivening, part I: the brined seitan
a big log of seitan in a large porcelain bowl surrounded by assorted fresh herbs
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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these were a disaster. mine is a spiteful god
a crude attempt at fried blue cheese dumplings. they're misshapen and mostly empty, the blue cheese having formed a salty crust on the bubbles of rice paper. so salty
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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out: thinking about Olivia Nuzzi

in: thinking about this hero
Big Muzzy, a green bear-like creature who can either teach you a new language or devour you whole in a matter of seconds
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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poster of a cat hanging on to a horizontal rope that would usually say, "Hang in there, baby!" but it says, "Maybe it will happen today!"
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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new profile pic just dropped
i'm smiling saucily at the lesbian county fair beside my partner (mostly out of frame). i'm wearing dark makeup, a black and pale orange low-cut floral dress, a three-strand necklace, wolves' tooth–shaped earrings, and a pair of horn-rimmed sunglasses perched on my head. the word "dyke" is painted on my cheek in purple capital letters
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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for reference, i was born one year before 1988, and this is how i look
it's me, looking hot and saucy. the word "dyke" is painted on my face, but that's not relevant, although actually, it kind of is
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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mfw Jens and his band got back onstage for an encore and closed with "A Postcard to Nina"
Nelson at the Andy Williams concert ("i didn't think he was going to do 'Moon River,' but then bam! second encore")
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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New York Times headline: "Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is." image: Mark Proksch as Daniel Wormald in Better Call Saul
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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janterri1.bandcamp.com/track/jojo-f...
"JOJO for PRESIDENT" in the style of "Zohran for New York City" above two pictures of small shaggy dogs sitting in comfy chairs, from the cover of the album Songs for Hope by Jan Terri
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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(in the style of "Zohran for New York City") 1-877-KARS for KIDS K-A-R-S, KARS for KIDS
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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(in the style of "Zohran for New York City") 1-877-KARS for KIDS K-A-R-S, KARS for KIDS
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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(in the style of "Zohran for New York City") AUTOMATIC for THE PEOPLE
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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(in the style of "Zohran for New York City") BOYS for PELE
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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(in the style of "Zohran for New York City") NO POCKY for KITTY
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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RIP Dick Cheney
Simon Russell Beale as Lavrenti Beria in The Death of Stalin
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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oh my god
my orangey stew is the same color as my tablecloth
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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last night, i made a stew that accidentally came out the color of one of those SoBe drinks from the 90s
a bowl of butternut squash stew with coconut milk, daikon radish, beets, and seitan sausage. it's a deep but creamy orange color a bottle of SoBe Tsunami "flavored beverage"
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ned Flanders waking up in a cold sweat: "I think I hate the LA Dodgers."
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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nw🎥
Les diaboliques (1955)
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM