Matt Lorenzi
@stickers66.bsky.social
Bikes and boats. No jerks. Engage before following.
Just here to be seen.
Just here to be seen.
Your daily bridge.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Your daily bridge.
I have a Trello account?
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have a Trello account?
Dare you to eat it. I will if you will. #darebuddies
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dare you to eat it. I will if you will. #darebuddies
I will be here all day.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I will be here all day.
I was there in June! Why didn't you join me then? Look where we could have had a drink!
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I was there in June! Why didn't you join me then? Look where we could have had a drink!
Preparing the door prizes for tonight's dinner party.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Preparing the door prizes for tonight's dinner party.
Current view. Embrace the dark.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Current view. Embrace the dark.
I'm going to steal all of the sulphur.
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm going to steal all of the sulphur.
North Van'ing today. Let's see what all the fuss is about.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
North Van'ing today. Let's see what all the fuss is about.
Maybe Futurama was onto something.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe Futurama was onto something.
Fine I'll eat this plate of wings alone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fine I'll eat this plate of wings alone.
Perhaps you need them in sweetened puree form. It's one of my guilty pleasures.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Perhaps you need them in sweetened puree form. It's one of my guilty pleasures.
This is the attention to detail they put with their copy. Like hire a fucking editor you cheap bastards.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is the attention to detail they put with their copy. Like hire a fucking editor you cheap bastards.
I'm going to walk into a lake
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm going to walk into a lake
I still like this tho....because he was expecting something better?
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I still like this tho....because he was expecting something better?
you forgot bridge-wearing
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
you forgot bridge-wearing
Okay folks, I've figured it out, just find out where your local billionaires are going for dinner and hope they pick up your tab. This is a much better solution than taxation.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Okay folks, I've figured it out, just find out where your local billionaires are going for dinner and hope they pick up your tab. This is a much better solution than taxation.
RIP Prunella Scales
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
RIP Prunella Scales
Piano Tuners' Local 412?
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Piano Tuners' Local 412?
Bring back the Justy!
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bring back the Justy!
@brantastic.bsky.social look what I can do... The one in Osaka got away from me, so got this one from Tokyo. Also I needed an orange watch...so do you.
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@brantastic.bsky.social look what I can do... The one in Osaka got away from me, so got this one from Tokyo. Also I needed an orange watch...so do you.