We are hiring orderlies but that requires working with the living not with the dead. A very significant difference in one's skillset, we'd imagine.

The only working morgue in Laveau is at the clinic. Ours is beyond repair and mostly just used for storage. So while we certainly enjoy your enthusiasm we cannot pay you for this position as it doesn't exist.

Unfortunately that morgue isn't functional and is overrun by rats. That is not a position we are hiring for currently. You can see our employment advertisements. If you'd like to work for the asylum please see the following post with our current positions.

We know a thing or two about rats. Unfortunately.

Then I'd suggest you stop drawing conclusions based on your own criteria. You are far from reasonably minded.

No. You were talking to the Head of Medicine at the Asylum. Hence saying your accusation of being a shill for the mayor didn't apply to him as he is not our mayor. We really need you to use your brain here and stay up to speed.

Baseless accusations as we work out of Laveau and we have different mayors. We don't do photos, lab tests, or the like at the Asylum. Please keep providing everyone with proof of how readily you lie to gain social media attention. We do offer therapy services for addictions of all types.

(( Therapy can be brutal. ))

Well then...

Perfectly fine. Thank you for your concern.

We do believe you intended that message for someone else.

Or maybe, if something we say bothers you, then you can simply block us so we cease to offend you. That is the power of social media.

We weren't talking about them actually shriveling. Just the illusion that they might be. Which is what the disorder is about!

Or you could stop. Also an option. No one forced you to read our posts or respond to them.