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stinky.bsky.social
@stinky.bsky.social
Just the right amount of Stinky…

I architect things that switch packets by day, and hack hardware by night 🇳🇿 🏳️‍🌈
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June 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It might be 4 hours delayed, but it’s not a bus 🙌
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You got any snax?
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
O.g. Trash 🙌
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I think my planes on the piss… 🍸✈️
February 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Kiwi as bro 😎
February 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am surprised vtnz still have internet…
February 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Friday heeb update, the birb jail still intact and the heebs are heebing 🌸 🚫🐦‍⬛
February 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Heeb update; more heebs are coming 🥰

(Also the bird jail is working, the pot plant has not been dug up once this week 🙌)
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Arrived home, birds had dug up the heebs, tidied it all up and 30 mins later they dig it up again….

“This is war” 1/
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hotel wifis fixed, chromecast installed, internets unrestricted 😇
January 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Checked into hotel and my router won’t boot… *grabs multimeter*….

Somehow I brought a plug pack with negative center, who even does that, how did I have this in my house 😤
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ono, what will America do with tick tack banned until next week when trump can miraculously save it?!

Maybe y’all should go buy some meme coin before it runs out 🙃
January 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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A company will spend millions of dollars to insert network IPS rather than implement default deny firewall and scoped IPsec that makes the endpoints entirely immune. You don't even need to patch them, because you cannot talk to them. But it's easier to spend millions than architect. That is the gap.
January 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The sky waka is here, and thus I must bid farewell to TacoNaki 🥲
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Shit… I think they’re onto me 👀
January 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Taco ̶T̶u̶e̶s̶day 🌮 🌮 🌮 🥝
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We heard you like nondairy creamer… 🙃
January 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Those are some “intense” cookies 🍪😻
January 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Taconaki Tuesday (legit the best reason to visit New Plymouth) 🌮🌮🌮
January 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Praise be the lounge gods for today there are bacons 🥓 ✈️
January 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
At lest my outbound aircraft has arrived 🙂
January 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The chicken sausage seems sus as… (it’s like a sub par Mc nugget)
January 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nice view up here ☺️⛰️
January 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM