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Stitching Starlight
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Engineer | Cosplayer | Fuckin Tired | Sews the ugliest fucking things | Tucson🌵
Only on season 6 of #rhoa so I'm watching Todd & Kandi's wedding while in real time they are getting divorced.

Lemme guess, Kandi never checked her narcissist mom for making such vile comments about Todd & his family? & a decade of letting it slide made Todd resent Kandi?

Tell me if I'm wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Spent the last hour taking work meetings from my car because I left my work laptop at home & didn't realize it until I got to my desk. At least my supervisor said it was ok for me to work from home today so I didn't waste more time driving all the way back to the office.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
-_-
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I still like my new job a lot. It's probably the first time where I don't like my colleagues but upper management & my supervisor are actually super nice, understanding when things are late, ask my opinion, & are openly discussing a clear pathway for growth in the company.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm hearing season 3 reunion of #SLOMW is garbage & answers questions with "watch season 4 & see!"

So I'm not watching that shit. I was mad when they wouldn't answer anything in season 2 because they said "watch season 3!"

I also hear DAKOTA of all people talks more than most of the girls. EW.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yoooo is Lisa Barlow doing blackface????? Wtfff
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
yo so instead of sewing like i said i would, I've been spending all my free time afterwork playing Dynasty Warriors again while watching Real Housewives. Tbf my partner has been next to me playing Hollow Knight and Hades 1-2.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't remember the last time Paramore was not on this list. But the list does show my slow descent into 80's-90's J-pop.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lol I have zero patience left for doomers. If your only contribution is saying "we're cooked," over and over again then fuck off. Either channel that rage into doing something useful, or go log off and hug someone you love. But stop dumping your hopelessness on everyone else.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hit a cone at McDonald's with my carrrrr. Now my bumper is a little fucked. Woooooooooo.
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Litter Robots are amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I didn't take Adderall yesterday or today, rowed three miles, and 🐝🐝 is picking up an order at the dispensary. I better be fuckin hungry for Thanksgiving dinner tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Plz no spoilers to the current season of Real Housewives of SLC. We finished season 5 last night and here is what I say:

1. Meredith is losing her charm & is now coming off thin skinned & petty
2. Lisa Barlow confirms she was always thin-skinned
3. I love Bronwyn
4. Britani is a real dumdum
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I got Real Housewives brain rot. Spotify keeps recommending Tardy for the Party by Kim Zolciak.

Tbh Real Housewives brain rot is more fun than the 90 Fiance brain rot I had from last year.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my sewing machine is back from getting maintenanced...fuck what do i do now?? Sew??
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
may this be my LinkedIn one day 😩
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Besides marathoning the most boring season of SLOMW yet (get rid of Mikayla & Mayci!!), Pablo & I started our season 5 Real Housewives of SLC journey. We are only 1 episode in & I am in love with Bronwyn & really hope she doesn't disappoint. She's so extra.
a woman in a dress is holding a large red heart pillow .
ALT: a woman in a dress is holding a large red heart pillow .
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November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Somebody please get Whitney Leavitt on the better Utah Reality Show about wives. She's being weighed down by the absolutely boring Mormon wives cast.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Male colleague comments that the female electrical engineer candidate has "an ugly masculine face". She's just here for an interview, man. We need an EE. You said you haven't even seen her resume. Fuck off.
a woman says " thank you i 'm disenaaging i 'm not engaging "
ALT: a woman says " thank you i 'm disenaaging i 'm not engaging "
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November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
One of my best friends comes over every weekend & we try to marathon a season of Real Housewives (what we don't finish is hw).

We're on season 3 of SLC & there are too many grown women using the "SHE STARTED IT" excuse to explain why their inappropriately timed arguments were actually justified.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I had to come to the realization this weekend that even though my waist measures at 26", I no longer fit into size 26 pants because my thighs have gotten big from rowing. I need to embrace the true pear that I am.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Maybe i wasn't ready for our generation to have kids bcuz my older brother & his wife have announced they are expecting, and if it's a girl, they are going to name her Relena. The boy name, unfortunately, is not Heero.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM