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Ethan Levitt
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Musician, Consultant, Bon Vivant. Nothing but blues and Elvis and somebody else’s favorite song.
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Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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They won a non-receptacle, non-joke trophy! Not a Spittoon, or a Bucket, or even a Bourbon Barrel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I think fundamentally the problem with post liberal thinkers is that they seem to assume that vanquishing liberalism results in their enemies being converted or defeated and not becoming radicalized into enemies who no longer extend the mercies they once did.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'm a 4 star general and I love to fly halfway across the world to watch a stand up performance from the weekend Fox and Friends host who happens to be opening for the host of Celebrity Apprentice. Also they are my bosses.
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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there’s a gas in my car
January 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Steely Dan
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Negativity bias has a bunch of people immediately gravitating to believing the worst about folks. YET in reality, most people are pretty decent and are trying to live their lives. Folks buy into the "people are terrible" hype and that only serves other terrible people.
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Titaniumy Dan
Texting Heads
Technologically advance a band:

The B-2s
September 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I don’t want anyone to die by gun violence, but that’s why I actually advocate for gun control, unlike the guy who got shot
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It’s really funny that you can amass hundreds of billions of dollars, and still
Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Congressional Dem leadership: uhhh bipartisanship is still good

Former guys who used to work for the Bush admin: comrades, counterrevolutionary and fascistic forces surround us. We must use worker power to SMASH this reactionary state into smithereens!
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM