Justin VanLaere
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Justin VanLaere
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Long time talker, First time listener. Light Pollution Opponent. Oxford Comma Advocate. I believe in the Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs, Bigfoot, and You. Petrichor & Parhelia Fan. Iowa Born Minnesotan. I solve people, then their problems.
I couldn't let it go. He said it so many times in the past, just knew there would be a job he couldn't pass up!
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I posted it after it was announced.

This was satire.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Haha I know.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No, I like Dan.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I bet he makes more than $96 over those eight seasons.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Y'all were part of the golden age
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Any data to back this up or just this Norman Rockwellian type photo?
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Great point
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM