Imperial Dan
@stormtrooperdan.bsky.social
Anti Maga. Very, very anti Maga. Trump is a piece of shit.
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Imperial Dan
@stormtrooperdan.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Living in America under Donald Dumbfucks leadership is like being an unwilling passenger in a car, driving 100 mph during rush hour in LA with the driver super drunk and on meth with 40 cop cars chasing us. During an earthquake. And tornadoes. I just want out.
Bone spurs. That dude was a pathetic bitch from day 1.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bone spurs. That dude was a pathetic bitch from day 1.
Why would one buy a vase from Walmart that will just be thrown away in a year when one could buy from a local potter, that will be cherished for many generations?
Support local art. Not Walmart.
Support local art. Not Walmart.
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why would one buy a vase from Walmart that will just be thrown away in a year when one could buy from a local potter, that will be cherished for many generations?
Support local art. Not Walmart.
Support local art. Not Walmart.
Trumps economy is shredding apart small businesses. Lots won't make it another year.
But you can help. Stop buying from Walmart, Amazon, Target, etc. Buy local. Save the small businesses.
Pottery, shoes, clothes, whatever. Buy it all local from a place that values you as a customer.
But you can help. Stop buying from Walmart, Amazon, Target, etc. Buy local. Save the small businesses.
Pottery, shoes, clothes, whatever. Buy it all local from a place that values you as a customer.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Trumps economy is shredding apart small businesses. Lots won't make it another year.
But you can help. Stop buying from Walmart, Amazon, Target, etc. Buy local. Save the small businesses.
Pottery, shoes, clothes, whatever. Buy it all local from a place that values you as a customer.
But you can help. Stop buying from Walmart, Amazon, Target, etc. Buy local. Save the small businesses.
Pottery, shoes, clothes, whatever. Buy it all local from a place that values you as a customer.
I work for a small business. And we are facing pay cuts. Our business like thousands others are doing worse than we did during covid.
Who said Trump is a great business person? I'd like to punch them in the face several times and beat some common sense into their pathetic brain.
Who said Trump is a great business person? I'd like to punch them in the face several times and beat some common sense into their pathetic brain.
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I work for a small business. And we are facing pay cuts. Our business like thousands others are doing worse than we did during covid.
Who said Trump is a great business person? I'd like to punch them in the face several times and beat some common sense into their pathetic brain.
Who said Trump is a great business person? I'd like to punch them in the face several times and beat some common sense into their pathetic brain.
I'm a bit puzzled why they would even use a fishing boat. Don't they use submarines? It was on a Drugs Inc show long ago. And the product is at its peak value, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't use a fishing boat to transfer and I'm positive the gov is doing this because they are racist as hell.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I'm a bit puzzled why they would even use a fishing boat. Don't they use submarines? It was on a Drugs Inc show long ago. And the product is at its peak value, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't use a fishing boat to transfer and I'm positive the gov is doing this because they are racist as hell.
The USA gov is the biggest embarrassment of this century.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The USA gov is the biggest embarrassment of this century.
I declare December 1st as national take your sex doll to work day.
No idea why that popped in my head but if I had a sex doll, it sounds kind of fun. Although December 2nd would have to be national never look at your coworker the same way again day.
No idea why that popped in my head but if I had a sex doll, it sounds kind of fun. Although December 2nd would have to be national never look at your coworker the same way again day.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I declare December 1st as national take your sex doll to work day.
No idea why that popped in my head but if I had a sex doll, it sounds kind of fun. Although December 2nd would have to be national never look at your coworker the same way again day.
No idea why that popped in my head but if I had a sex doll, it sounds kind of fun. Although December 2nd would have to be national never look at your coworker the same way again day.
Right now it's more of where hasn't his dick been than where has his dick been that would surprise me.
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Right now it's more of where hasn't his dick been than where has his dick been that would surprise me.
I don't think one can flip from psychotic to normal without years of therapy. It is still a longshot.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I don't think one can flip from psychotic to normal without years of therapy. It is still a longshot.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
I went through the 90s without drinking any water and I'm fine. But beer does have water in it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I went through the 90s without drinking any water and I'm fine. But beer does have water in it.
I'm a fair man, I'll listen to those dems who voted for Maga.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm a fair man, I'll listen to those dems who voted for Maga.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
Get your covid booster. It's a huge fuck you to Republicans. And keeps you safe. Win win.
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Get your covid booster. It's a huge fuck you to Republicans. And keeps you safe. Win win.
When it's our turn again, who should we donate all that gold to? I vote cancer research.
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When it's our turn again, who should we donate all that gold to? I vote cancer research.
How long before he changes the flag? Let me guess the colors. Gold.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How long before he changes the flag? Let me guess the colors. Gold.
Hey, I'm not saying all Karen's are Republicans.
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey, I'm not saying all Karen's are Republicans.
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
If you are still a republican yet despise trump.... then you are still part of the problem and not the solution.
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you are still a republican yet despise trump.... then you are still part of the problem and not the solution.
The innocence of a dog running through leaves.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The innocence of a dog running through leaves.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
So when the tables turn and they start going to jail, will they be jailed in the USA or will it be an international procedure?
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So when the tables turn and they start going to jail, will they be jailed in the USA or will it be an international procedure?
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
I miss the simple things in life.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I miss the simple things in life.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
Everyone cooks eggs. Yet only a few know how to cook eggs.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Everyone cooks eggs. Yet only a few know how to cook eggs.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
Stuck on a desert island with only one song to listen to for the rest of time.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Stuck on a desert island with only one song to listen to for the rest of time.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
If Kid Rock gained 30lbs, he'd totally look like the sheriff from Smokey and the Bandit.
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Kid Rock gained 30lbs, he'd totally look like the sheriff from Smokey and the Bandit.
Things are bad but at least we aren't putting a Qatar base in the US.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Things are bad but at least we aren't putting a Qatar base in the US.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
We should really give Trump some kind of peace prize. What would the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize be? Can they make a Nobel UNPEACE Prize for the fat orange slob?
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We should really give Trump some kind of peace prize. What would the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize be? Can they make a Nobel UNPEACE Prize for the fat orange slob?
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