Ben
@straitskittles.bsky.social
Millenial dad. Fan of Philly sports + Liverpool FC. Enjoyer of video games and Dragon Ball. I also brew beer and have just so much knowledge about alcohol.
Trump voters can gargle my balls
Trump voters can gargle my balls
Nothing quite like giving a friend a recommendation for a new show/movie/game and them telling you it’s awful and giving up after 10 minutes lol like at least politely lie to me and say it wasn’t your favorite. Don’t tell me something I enjoyed and thought you would also enjoy was terrible hahaha
August 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Nothing quite like giving a friend a recommendation for a new show/movie/game and them telling you it’s awful and giving up after 10 minutes lol like at least politely lie to me and say it wasn’t your favorite. Don’t tell me something I enjoyed and thought you would also enjoy was terrible hahaha
What part of my lizard brain prevents me from falling off my bed when I’m asleep
June 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What part of my lizard brain prevents me from falling off my bed when I’m asleep
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The Pope died, Pete Hegseth got fired and Kanye admitted to gay incest. Entirely too much happening right now please stop.
April 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Pope died, Pete Hegseth got fired and Kanye admitted to gay incest. Entirely too much happening right now please stop.
What is the actual timeframe for Duelist Kingdom? I’m pretty sure only one night transpires on the island so it’s like…2 days for the whole thing. But at times they make it seem like they’ve been there for weeks
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What is the actual timeframe for Duelist Kingdom? I’m pretty sure only one night transpires on the island so it’s like…2 days for the whole thing. But at times they make it seem like they’ve been there for weeks
Comcast just deleted my childhood email because I wasn’t using it. Honestly fair move. But now I can’t reclaim my childhood RuneScape account. I was combat level 47 and beat all the quests lol
April 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Comcast just deleted my childhood email because I wasn’t using it. Honestly fair move. But now I can’t reclaim my childhood RuneScape account. I was combat level 47 and beat all the quests lol
The Yugioh theme song did not have to go as hard as it did. That little bass riff in the middle lives in my brain rent free
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Yugioh theme song did not have to go as hard as it did. That little bass riff in the middle lives in my brain rent free
Gonna start challenging conservatives to play me in words with friends. I’ll win by default cuz they can’t read
April 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Gonna start challenging conservatives to play me in words with friends. I’ll win by default cuz they can’t read
Gen z/alpha brainrot is no different than early 2000s internet nonsense. I remember trying to explain Trogdor to my parents and thinking they were so old for not getting it
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gen z/alpha brainrot is no different than early 2000s internet nonsense. I remember trying to explain Trogdor to my parents and thinking they were so old for not getting it
I’d love to know why Yugi calls it “reborn the monster” instead of Monster Reborn. It’s so randomly but noticeably incorrect.
April 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’d love to know why Yugi calls it “reborn the monster” instead of Monster Reborn. It’s so randomly but noticeably incorrect.
The Duelist Kingdom arc in Yugioh is so funny. This is the first season and serves as the introduction to the show and the game. And they’re just MAKIN SHIT UP left and right.
Battle City in season 2 feels like whiplash because now they play with the actual rules
Battle City in season 2 feels like whiplash because now they play with the actual rules
April 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Duelist Kingdom arc in Yugioh is so funny. This is the first season and serves as the introduction to the show and the game. And they’re just MAKIN SHIT UP left and right.
Battle City in season 2 feels like whiplash because now they play with the actual rules
Battle City in season 2 feels like whiplash because now they play with the actual rules
Call me Scotty cuz I don’t know
March 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Call me Scotty cuz I don’t know
I’ve been using a fork to whisk my eggs for so long that I now view actual whisks as elitist
March 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’ve been using a fork to whisk my eggs for so long that I now view actual whisks as elitist
Crescent City is the worst SJM series and it’s not even close. Concept is initially cool and original but then becomes very predictable. Almost feels vulgar as far as the writing goes.
Also without the “mate” concept like in her other series, the romance makes no sense at all.
Also without the “mate” concept like in her other series, the romance makes no sense at all.
March 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Crescent City is the worst SJM series and it’s not even close. Concept is initially cool and original but then becomes very predictable. Almost feels vulgar as far as the writing goes.
Also without the “mate” concept like in her other series, the romance makes no sense at all.
Also without the “mate” concept like in her other series, the romance makes no sense at all.
I can’t help but think Love Is Blind is a subtly but intrinsically religious show. The way they manage to find a mostly religious cast every season definitely makes it feel intentional.
Meanwhile I don’t think anyone in my life is religious enough to make it a major talking point or deal breaker
Meanwhile I don’t think anyone in my life is religious enough to make it a major talking point or deal breaker
March 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can’t help but think Love Is Blind is a subtly but intrinsically religious show. The way they manage to find a mostly religious cast every season definitely makes it feel intentional.
Meanwhile I don’t think anyone in my life is religious enough to make it a major talking point or deal breaker
Meanwhile I don’t think anyone in my life is religious enough to make it a major talking point or deal breaker
Why do dentist take the wisdom teeth and leave the dumb naive teeth
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why do dentist take the wisdom teeth and leave the dumb naive teeth
Can a republican please explain to me why y’all love the military so much but then seem to absolutely hate veterans? Why do republicans want to spend more on the military but cut funding for Veterans Affairs? I legitimately don’t understand
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Can a republican please explain to me why y’all love the military so much but then seem to absolutely hate veterans? Why do republicans want to spend more on the military but cut funding for Veterans Affairs? I legitimately don’t understand
In my younger days I never understood the appeal of lmao. I just never got the vibe. But over time as I’ve overused lol and haha, I’ve finally figured out the beauty of lmao. It’s great
March 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In my younger days I never understood the appeal of lmao. I just never got the vibe. But over time as I’ve overused lol and haha, I’ve finally figured out the beauty of lmao. It’s great
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[2030]
breaking news: researchers from china have developed an unlimited clean energy source that also reverses aging. meanwhile, the united states has been duped by the first crypto rug pull orchestrated by a swarm of bees
breaking news: researchers from china have developed an unlimited clean energy source that also reverses aging. meanwhile, the united states has been duped by the first crypto rug pull orchestrated by a swarm of bees
February 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[2030]
breaking news: researchers from china have developed an unlimited clean energy source that also reverses aging. meanwhile, the united states has been duped by the first crypto rug pull orchestrated by a swarm of bees
breaking news: researchers from china have developed an unlimited clean energy source that also reverses aging. meanwhile, the united states has been duped by the first crypto rug pull orchestrated by a swarm of bees
Idea for a movie:
Harrison Ford reclaims the role of special agent Jack Ryan and has to go undercover at a bagel shop to save the world.
Call it Schmear And Present Danger
Harrison Ford reclaims the role of special agent Jack Ryan and has to go undercover at a bagel shop to save the world.
Call it Schmear And Present Danger
February 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Idea for a movie:
Harrison Ford reclaims the role of special agent Jack Ryan and has to go undercover at a bagel shop to save the world.
Call it Schmear And Present Danger
Harrison Ford reclaims the role of special agent Jack Ryan and has to go undercover at a bagel shop to save the world.
Call it Schmear And Present Danger
God this guy sucks so bad. Cringiest person in the universe
February 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
God this guy sucks so bad. Cringiest person in the universe
This especially happens with people who self report as Christian. I thought Jesus preached to love your neighbor and care for the poor. Why are you cheering on mass deportations and minority groups losing rights? How does this aid you in your goal to reach Heaven?
It’s genuinely disheartening to go on Twitter or Facebook and see just how much of this country runs on hate. People being mean for no reason at all, or cheering on awful things that are happening to others. How does it enrich your lives at all to see others experience misfortune?
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This especially happens with people who self report as Christian. I thought Jesus preached to love your neighbor and care for the poor. Why are you cheering on mass deportations and minority groups losing rights? How does this aid you in your goal to reach Heaven?
It’s genuinely disheartening to go on Twitter or Facebook and see just how much of this country runs on hate. People being mean for no reason at all, or cheering on awful things that are happening to others. How does it enrich your lives at all to see others experience misfortune?
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s genuinely disheartening to go on Twitter or Facebook and see just how much of this country runs on hate. People being mean for no reason at all, or cheering on awful things that are happening to others. How does it enrich your lives at all to see others experience misfortune?
Please lord take all of Markiplier’s views and give them to Miss Rachel. She’s doing the lord’s work and deserves all the money
February 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Please lord take all of Markiplier’s views and give them to Miss Rachel. She’s doing the lord’s work and deserves all the money
It’s crazy to me that Main Event is on DoorDash. Who’s out here ordering severely overpriced appetizers for delivery? The only reason people even eat Main Event food AT Main Event is because it’s the only option
February 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s crazy to me that Main Event is on DoorDash. Who’s out here ordering severely overpriced appetizers for delivery? The only reason people even eat Main Event food AT Main Event is because it’s the only option
I’m worried about past me. What the hell is this
How are Digimon created? I know they’re digital but like…do they bone?
February 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I’m worried about past me. What the hell is this