Strawberry Thief
@strawberrythief.bsky.social
Cats, bats, bees and yarn. Follow the old ways and don’t use your real name or face online. I’m here because I love the mountain goats
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Overheard conversation between my boyfriend and Marcel last night:
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Overheard conversation between my boyfriend and Marcel last night:
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Ahh November. The beautiful time of year when one can transport 30,000 tonnes of iron ore across the Superior
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ahh November. The beautiful time of year when one can transport 30,000 tonnes of iron ore across the Superior
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Why did we get rid of cars with enough headlights and replace it with two radiation demons
October 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why did we get rid of cars with enough headlights and replace it with two radiation demons
Hell of a time to get to the Bell Riot episodes of DS9
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hell of a time to get to the Bell Riot episodes of DS9
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
Happy “Internet relying on AWS is a mistake” day again to all whom celebrate
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I miss shoofly @workersforshoofly.bsky.social I will buy a cookbook, and/or do you take orders ?
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I miss shoofly @workersforshoofly.bsky.social I will buy a cookbook, and/or do you take orders ?
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
not a single person DMed me that there was new shackleton expedition info and that's really making me pause and reflect on who i'm surrounding myself with
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
Wreck of Shackleton’s Endurance Tied to Culprit Other Than Ice
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
not a single person DMed me that there was new shackleton expedition info and that's really making me pause and reflect on who i'm surrounding myself with
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
I was afraid the new song “Rocks in my pockets” by @themountaingoats.bsky.social was about drowning yourself a la Virginia Woolf and not the most relatable “I found a cool rock that now lives in this bag/jacket”. Still may be about weighing yourself down with shit that will be your downfall
October 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was afraid the new song “Rocks in my pockets” by @themountaingoats.bsky.social was about drowning yourself a la Virginia Woolf and not the most relatable “I found a cool rock that now lives in this bag/jacket”. Still may be about weighing yourself down with shit that will be your downfall
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
I miss Commander, the White House dog who hated cops, but I’m glad they named the Washington football team after him.
October 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I miss Commander, the White House dog who hated cops, but I’m glad they named the Washington football team after him.
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
“join mastodon”, at that point I’d rather just shout my posts out of an open window instead
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“join mastodon”, at that point I’d rather just shout my posts out of an open window instead
Bad day for the eBay resellers who have been getting my coin
Kodak is officially selling their own film again for the first time in many years and will be selling directly to photography stores now.
🔗 www.404media.co/kodak-is-sel...
🔗 www.404media.co/kodak-is-sel...
Kodak Is Selling Its Own Film Again for the First Time in a Decade
Kodak announced two new types of film that it will sell directly to photography stores, sidestepping a bizarre distribution agreement that has been in place since its bankruptcy.
www.404media.co
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bad day for the eBay resellers who have been getting my coin
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
This video of an ENTIRE LECTURE HALL of students chasing this hateful piece of garbage out made my morning — highly rec. it’s a great reminder that majority of people find this stuff disgusting.
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This video of an ENTIRE LECTURE HALL of students chasing this hateful piece of garbage out made my morning — highly rec. it’s a great reminder that majority of people find this stuff disgusting.
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
anyone working in security knows
that tools can be used for good or for evil
but dont forget they are often used for stupid
that tools can be used for good or for evil
but dont forget they are often used for stupid
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
anyone working in security knows
that tools can be used for good or for evil
but dont forget they are often used for stupid
that tools can be used for good or for evil
but dont forget they are often used for stupid
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Mirror mirror on the floor
I wish cats could understand the lyrics to Evermore
I wish cats could understand the lyrics to Evermore
I replace Jam’s food tray and bowls every morning when she wakes up and every morning when I put the tray down but haven’t gotten the food out yet she stares at the bowl with a look of disappointment and betrayal
August 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Mirror mirror on the floor
I wish cats could understand the lyrics to Evermore
I wish cats could understand the lyrics to Evermore
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Sanctuary lamb boings and wobbles. 🐑
Phoenix is out with the herd and running like an expert now, but here’s a compilation from her first week, learning in the maternity pen!
July 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sanctuary lamb boings and wobbles. 🐑
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
I wish all healthcare CEOS a horrible life.
July 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wish all healthcare CEOS a horrible life.
Rutherford county mentioned!
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rutherford county mentioned!
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
Reposted by Strawberry Thief
Me going to bed tonight knowing Taylor Swift owns all of her music 😴
May 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me going to bed tonight knowing Taylor Swift owns all of her music 😴