:Danielle Strle
@strle.bsky.social
Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe.
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this is like dream come true hotel tv marathon
they are playing the pitt on tnt now, it's like watching a captive-raised condor being released into the sierras
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this is like dream come true hotel tv marathon
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One thing the Gothams can be good for is clarifying races like Documentary Feature. To that end, the winner of the Gothams' Doc prize is My Undesirable Friends: Part I -- Last Air in Moscow, which @alisonwillmore.bsky.social called "a 5.5 hour panic attack." www.vulture.com/article/revi...
The Best Doc of the Year Is Like a 5.5 Hour-Long Panic Attack
Julia Loktev’s My Undesirable Friends drops you into a group of independent Russian journalists in the last months before the invasion of Ukraine.
www.vulture.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
One thing the Gothams can be good for is clarifying races like Documentary Feature. To that end, the winner of the Gothams' Doc prize is My Undesirable Friends: Part I -- Last Air in Moscow, which @alisonwillmore.bsky.social called "a 5.5 hour panic attack." www.vulture.com/article/revi...
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From now until the end of the year, your gift will be matched and tripled.
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From now until the end of the year, your gift will be matched and tripled.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Funding local news is more important than ever, and it will take a village to succeed.
From now until the end of the year, your gift will be matched and tripled.
nysfoc.us/donate
From now until the end of the year, your gift will be matched and tripled.
nysfoc.us/donate
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Just once I want one of these victim-blaming headlines to be phrased accurately: “Everyone With Any Real Power Over The Economy Has Purposely Made it So Young People Have No Spending Money”
“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just once I want one of these victim-blaming headlines to be phrased accurately: “Everyone With Any Real Power Over The Economy Has Purposely Made it So Young People Have No Spending Money”
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Undocumented farmworkers have formed the backbone of California agriculture for more than a century, yet they face mounting fears of ICE raids under the Trump administration.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Hard lives in California's fields: 'The American dream eats us alive'
Immigrant farmworkers toil, season after season, in jobs that most Americans wouldn't endure for a week. It's a rough life that takes a heavy toll.
www.latimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Undocumented farmworkers have formed the backbone of California agriculture for more than a century, yet they face mounting fears of ICE raids under the Trump administration.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
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We are still, I assure you, New York Fucking City.
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We are still, I assure you, New York Fucking City.
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Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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i love my city so much. thank you to every single person who was out there.
ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i love my city so much. thank you to every single person who was out there.
I subscribe to The Verge- it is great. Snap up this sale price!
Reminder that the thing you’re fundamentally buying when you subscribe to The Verge is our ethics policy: we don’t do brand deals and pretend they’re reviews and we insist companies (and the White House) be on the record if they want quotes in our stories. Worth it! www.theverge.com/ethics-state...
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I subscribe to The Verge- it is great. Snap up this sale price!
Any ammount of getting in the way of these goons slows them down, and it feels great to shame them with your neighbors. If you see something, scream something!
Protesters thwarted a planned immigration operation in Lower Manhattan, forcing federal agents into retreat after blocking the ramp of a Department of Homeland Security parking garage near Chinatown.
Protesters Disrupt Federal Immigration Action in Lower Manhattan
Protesters thwarted a planned immigration operation in Lower Manhattan, forcing federal agents into retreat after blocking the ramp of a Department of Homeland Security parking garage near Chinatown.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Any ammount of getting in the way of these goons slows them down, and it feels great to shame them with your neighbors. If you see something, scream something!
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Opening the print version of the Onion is one of the small joys it's still possible to have in life, so if you're not subscribing you should.
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
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November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Opening the print version of the Onion is one of the small joys it's still possible to have in life, so if you're not subscribing you should.
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Fine vintage copies of America’s Finest News Source are hard to come by, often because treasure-hungry museums hoard them all. Now a piece of The Onion history can belong to you. VISIT THE ONION STORE. https://store.theonion.com/products/time-capsule-vintage-newspaper-13-pack
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fine vintage copies of America’s Finest News Source are hard to come by, often because treasure-hungry museums hoard them all. Now a piece of The Onion history can belong to you. VISIT THE ONION STORE. https://store.theonion.com/products/time-capsule-vintage-newspaper-13-pack
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One of the best things I did all year was cancel my WaPo subscription and redirect that money to The Onion. Needless to say, I get a lot more laughs out of the latter.
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
One of the best things I did all year was cancel my WaPo subscription and redirect that money to The Onion. Needless to say, I get a lot more laughs out of the latter.
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Been a subscriber for over a year and now I'm using old issues of The Onion to start the first fires of the year in the ol' fireplace. Best news on the planet and great kindling!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Been a subscriber for over a year and now I'm using old issues of The Onion to start the first fires of the year in the ol' fireplace. Best news on the planet and great kindling!
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I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended
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You had me at "notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos". Finally signed up for a paper subscription. Long time reader, first time buyer. Thanks The Onion for keeping it real, though I don't know how you continue to compete with some of actual reality headlines.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You had me at "notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos". Finally signed up for a paper subscription. Long time reader, first time buyer. Thanks The Onion for keeping it real, though I don't know how you continue to compete with some of actual reality headlines.
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my sister and I got my parents a subscription to the Onion and we’re all loving having another thing to talk about on family phone calls
Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
my sister and I got my parents a subscription to the Onion and we’re all loving having another thing to talk about on family phone calls
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Great price. Getting The Onion in the mail gives my family great joy and has accidentally fooled my in laws when I leave it on the kitchen table more than once!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Great price. Getting The Onion in the mail gives my family great joy and has accidentally fooled my in laws when I leave it on the kitchen table more than once!
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I just subscribed to The Onion because our dumbass President just announced a White Nationalist Ethnostate and all of my "serious" news apps are giving me push notifications about edible dining table centerpieces and fart walks.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I just subscribed to The Onion because our dumbass President just announced a White Nationalist Ethnostate and all of my "serious" news apps are giving me push notifications about edible dining table centerpieces and fart walks.
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Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Escargone 🐌
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Escargone 🐌