:Danielle Strle
@strle.bsky.social
Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe.
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yes, albeit slowly and at the mercy of both USPS and Canada Post.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
yes, albeit slowly and at the mercy of both USPS and Canada Post.
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Been a subscriber for over a year and now I'm using old issues of The Onion to start the first fires of the year in the ol' fireplace. Best news on the planet and great kindling!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Been a subscriber for over a year and now I'm using old issues of The Onion to start the first fires of the year in the ol' fireplace. Best news on the planet and great kindling!
Reposted by :Danielle Strle
You had me at "notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos". Finally signed up for a paper subscription. Long time reader, first time buyer. Thanks The Onion for keeping it real, though I don't know how you continue to compete with some of actual reality headlines.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You had me at "notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos". Finally signed up for a paper subscription. Long time reader, first time buyer. Thanks The Onion for keeping it real, though I don't know how you continue to compete with some of actual reality headlines.
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I just subscribed to The Onion because our dumbass President just announced a White Nationalist Ethnostate and all of my "serious" news apps are giving me push notifications about edible dining table centerpieces and fart walks.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I just subscribed to The Onion because our dumbass President just announced a White Nationalist Ethnostate and all of my "serious" news apps are giving me push notifications about edible dining table centerpieces and fart walks.