The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
...or they're eugenics-obsessed sex pests
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
...or they're eugenics-obsessed sex pests
release the pentagon cafeteria secret menu dammit
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
release the pentagon cafeteria secret menu dammit
clearly you need enemies with thicker, squarer skulls
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
clearly you need enemies with thicker, squarer skulls
That's fine, I'm sure women wouldn't want to serve with Pete Hegseth's son.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That's fine, I'm sure women wouldn't want to serve with Pete Hegseth's son.
just lowering a little lobster crucifix into a pot of boiling water
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
just lowering a little lobster crucifix into a pot of boiling water
I still like the headcanon that the person in the MI6 position of 007 has their name changed by the British government to "James Bond".
It's not an actual stated requirement that the applicant should be a functioning alcoholic, but it helps. 😏
It's not an actual stated requirement that the applicant should be a functioning alcoholic, but it helps. 😏
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I still like the headcanon that the person in the MI6 position of 007 has their name changed by the British government to "James Bond".
It's not an actual stated requirement that the applicant should be a functioning alcoholic, but it helps. 😏
It's not an actual stated requirement that the applicant should be a functioning alcoholic, but it helps. 😏
definitely a condition where the cure just isn't worth it
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
definitely a condition where the cure just isn't worth it
Mamdani is going to implement Shawarma Law. Successfully fending off extraterrestrial invasions must be celebrated with a tasty pita wrap.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shawarma Law. Successfully fending off extraterrestrial invasions must be celebrated with a tasty pita wrap.
personally, i feel like every time they reject a proposal, we add shit.
"Oh you don't like the ACA deal? Okay. The ACA deal, and pull ICE from every city. Oh you don't want that one either? Completely dissolve ICE. Oh you think that's too far? Prosecute ICE. Keep fuckin' around, we got more."
"Oh you don't like the ACA deal? Okay. The ACA deal, and pull ICE from every city. Oh you don't want that one either? Completely dissolve ICE. Oh you think that's too far? Prosecute ICE. Keep fuckin' around, we got more."
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
personally, i feel like every time they reject a proposal, we add shit.
"Oh you don't like the ACA deal? Okay. The ACA deal, and pull ICE from every city. Oh you don't want that one either? Completely dissolve ICE. Oh you think that's too far? Prosecute ICE. Keep fuckin' around, we got more."
"Oh you don't like the ACA deal? Okay. The ACA deal, and pull ICE from every city. Oh you don't want that one either? Completely dissolve ICE. Oh you think that's too far? Prosecute ICE. Keep fuckin' around, we got more."
oh no the blep
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
oh no the blep
This talk about Doofenshmirtz and Robotnik made me think of this interaction:
>Sonic walks in
Robotnik: "A hedgehog?"
>Sonic puts on his red shoes
Robotnik: "*SONIC* the Hedgehog?!?"
>Sonic walks in
Robotnik: "A hedgehog?"
>Sonic puts on his red shoes
Robotnik: "*SONIC* the Hedgehog?!?"
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This talk about Doofenshmirtz and Robotnik made me think of this interaction:
>Sonic walks in
Robotnik: "A hedgehog?"
>Sonic puts on his red shoes
Robotnik: "*SONIC* the Hedgehog?!?"
>Sonic walks in
Robotnik: "A hedgehog?"
>Sonic puts on his red shoes
Robotnik: "*SONIC* the Hedgehog?!?"
tbf "doing nothing" is about the least destructive thing he has ever done
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
tbf "doing nothing" is about the least destructive thing he has ever done
"The Egg-inator"
it's the best they could decide on for a name.
it's the best they could decide on for a name.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"The Egg-inator"
it's the best they could decide on for a name.
it's the best they could decide on for a name.
i'm not from the creative industry.
I'm complaining.
I'm not afraid.
It just looks like shit and steals people's work.
I'm complaining.
I'm not afraid.
It just looks like shit and steals people's work.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i'm not from the creative industry.
I'm complaining.
I'm not afraid.
It just looks like shit and steals people's work.
I'm complaining.
I'm not afraid.
It just looks like shit and steals people's work.
kind of a low bar.
to meet "techbro" levels of intelligence you don't need to invest enough in AI, you just need to dig deep enough in my fridge. i'm sure there's something "techbro-smart" in a tupperware container in the back, and it's not nearly as toxic.
to meet "techbro" levels of intelligence you don't need to invest enough in AI, you just need to dig deep enough in my fridge. i'm sure there's something "techbro-smart" in a tupperware container in the back, and it's not nearly as toxic.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
kind of a low bar.
to meet "techbro" levels of intelligence you don't need to invest enough in AI, you just need to dig deep enough in my fridge. i'm sure there's something "techbro-smart" in a tupperware container in the back, and it's not nearly as toxic.
to meet "techbro" levels of intelligence you don't need to invest enough in AI, you just need to dig deep enough in my fridge. i'm sure there's something "techbro-smart" in a tupperware container in the back, and it's not nearly as toxic.
about the only one of those I feel bad about being Down is costco
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
about the only one of those I feel bad about being Down is costco
how many people there are supposed to be actual medical professionals?
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
how many people there are supposed to be actual medical professionals?
Johnny Cab vs KITT
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Johnny Cab vs KITT
more like Conde Nasty amiri-- ow ow stop pelting me I don't want your food
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
more like Conde Nasty amiri-- ow ow stop pelting me I don't want your food
You go to the right place you can get them for like a penny each, but you'd have to get like ten thousand of 'em.
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You go to the right place you can get them for like a penny each, but you'd have to get like ten thousand of 'em.
it reminds me of those little wooden paddles that you'd get with your tiny ice cream at summer camp.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
it reminds me of those little wooden paddles that you'd get with your tiny ice cream at summer camp.