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Stuart Houghton
@stuarthoughton.bsky.social
Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout.

I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome.

Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/

I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
OP just off to another interview
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Oh god. I am so fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is... something. The virtual tour is like something Hideo Kojima dropped as a teaser for a survival horror game so disturbing Sony made him destroy every copy
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I've found the full quote:
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Balls on this guy
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I know, I know, we don't need Twitter grabs here but for some reason this just made me do an actual LOL Out Loud and seems to sum up something about the kind of person who buys a blue tick on that hellsite. It's very Dead Dove Do Not Eat.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982)
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The French 75 DEMAND the fascist, imperialist running dogs of the US Government give us TP for our Bungholes
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)⭐⭐⭐
This was a ton of fun but left me feeling a bit empty. Leo DiCaprio is great as Pat, a member of a Weather Underground-ish revolutionary group, now on the run after Perfida (an incredible turn by Teyana Taylor) flips into witness
#Film25 [247]
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Queens of the Dead (Tina Romero, 2025)⭐⭐
Romero junior has turned in a sort of tribute to her dad's zombie classic, set largely in a warehouse party full of drag queens and club kids. Katy O'Brian leads a cast including Nina West, Margaret Cho (a fun cameo
#Film25 [243]
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They are really going for the "Well, ACTUALLY..." defence
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Hold up. The anti-Epstein Files business is being conducted in the White House Situation Room??!?
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Southampton Man
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Acceptable to a Labour Government and the right wing papers, you say?
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM