Stuart Laidler
stuartlaidler.bsky.social
Stuart Laidler
@stuartlaidler.bsky.social
Holding out hope for a Muppet Movie starring Nicolas Cage.
Pinned
Fuck off crypto wankers.
Few things in life make one happier and more content than having relaxed, happy cats in the house.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Just seen an advert saying "Enjoy the holiday you deserve" and it did sound like a bit of an insult, if I'm being honest.

"Here's four hours in a static caravan in Carlisle, you piece of shit."
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I feel like we're moving closer to the inevitable day when Liz Truss announces she's defected to Reform, and Reform frantically spins that she absolutely has not
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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When you cant get the idea of a pint out of your mind, that's a beerworm.
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
See also: the Tory party throughout Corbyn’s leadership of Labour.
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s no wonder I keep tripping over the buggers on the beach. They’re so well camouflaged…
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The reason why Your Party is a shit name is that we don't want a political party. We want a NHS dentist
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can’t in good conscience continue my anti monarchy stance for the remainder of King Charles’ reign, as he’s this afternoon passed on his condolences on the death of my dad.

He was always good to my dad; sent him a hand painted jewellery box one Xmas. Difficult to hate that tbh.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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There's a scene in Band of Brothers where the US paratroopers look on uncomfortably whilst an angry mob shaves women's heads, and the leader of the Dutch resistance introduces himself by deadpanning "Well, the men who collaborated are being shot."

No idea why I just thought of that.
This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@talibkweli.bsky.social has had his account labelled ‘Rude’.

That’ll teach him to defend himself against the flocks of racists that descend on him daily, right @bsky.app?

This is an appalling move on the part of @bsky.app and I hope it’s remedied soon. This isn’t Twitter ffs…
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Has anyone tried to claim that this shitshow is a psyop against the left?

As opposed to a pretty decent demonstration of what happens when the worst impulses of the left are given free rein?
Here are the options for how the leadership of Your Party will work, being voted on by members shortly (results tomorrow)

In short:

Option A = single leader (Corbyn v Sultana, most likely)
Option B = A 'collective' leadership, effectively of three non-MP members from the central committee
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Someone to view your wares
Someone who cares
YOUR OWN PERSONAL NEGUS
For all your Negus Needs and Rutherford Requisites there's a sale on stuff in my Redbubble shop at the moment. Such excitement! www.redbubble.com/people/aldupres01/shop
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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New euphemism just dropped.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Three years since a fantastic World Cup exchange.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Keeping me sane on #caturday
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why is my bonsai willow budding in November?
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Tell you what mind, the first wank after a parent dies is pretty tough going.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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There was a state, obviously, and there was also welfare, but assuming for a moment that the historical basis of her argument was true, she seems to be saying that the only truly Christian system of government would be anarchism.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
Day 28 (unranked)

DJ Shadow - The Number Song

Fucking hell. As close to a party anthem as there is on this, one of the Great Leap Forward albums it has continually fallen on hip hop artists to release…

youtu.be/JB3KDt78tUw?...
DJ Shadow - Number Song
YouTube video by Machinezero
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November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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If you'd like to see more of the Caribbean Coast of Costa Rica that they didn't manage to show on Celebrity Race Across The World, we have a stunning holiday rental set in the hills of secondary rainforest near to the Panama border. DM me if you'd like details.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Is there a way to mute overly performative dissing of that thing that’s popular right now?
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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*Him roughly pushing humans towards the way out as they stagger and cough through the smoke, then kneeling to tenderly gather up a cat and sprint towards the exit*
He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Ideas to devalue your £2m home:

Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
install a conservatory to own the libs. perfect.

www.thetimes.com/life-style/p...
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM