Rhea the Retropony
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VERY NSFW 18+ Reality-shifting Trickster Goddess - Hyper/Giga/Beyond - Any/All Pronouns - Will vent, a lot, deal with it - Retro Gaming Milf Horse - Will block subscribestar users
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Do not freak unless froken to
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Do not freak unless froken to
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Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
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if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
If there isn't a special place in hell for people who make a firm appointment without a time that I can use as a cutoff point for waiting, I will craft one especially.
You cannot understand what making an 8am appointment with me and then NOT SHOWING AT ALL does to my brain. Literally day ruined.
You cannot understand what making an 8am appointment with me and then NOT SHOWING AT ALL does to my brain. Literally day ruined.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
If there isn't a special place in hell for people who make a firm appointment without a time that I can use as a cutoff point for waiting, I will craft one especially.
You cannot understand what making an 8am appointment with me and then NOT SHOWING AT ALL does to my brain. Literally day ruined.
You cannot understand what making an 8am appointment with me and then NOT SHOWING AT ALL does to my brain. Literally day ruined.
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DDDD day5: subtle hints.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
DDDD day5: subtle hints.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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❌ cookies
❌ sewing kit
✅ violence
❌ sewing kit
✅ violence
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
❌ cookies
❌ sewing kit
✅ violence
❌ sewing kit
✅ violence
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Rule of thumb: if it doesn’t work without an internet connection, it immediately gets returned.
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Rule of thumb: if it doesn’t work without an internet connection, it immediately gets returned.
Why brain, why? I found out what 'Dorodango' is (the art of polishing a ball of dirt to a mirror finish) and my first thought was "Huh... I bet its possible to polish a turd then... have I been lied to my entire life?!"
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Why brain, why? I found out what 'Dorodango' is (the art of polishing a ball of dirt to a mirror finish) and my first thought was "Huh... I bet its possible to polish a turd then... have I been lied to my entire life?!"
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Mad geniuses, all of them!
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mad geniuses, all of them!
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what you should do: repost art; write alt-text as much as you can; encourage others to do the same
what you shouldn't do: engage in harassment campaigns against people who don't write alt-text or repost art, either when they forget or ever. folks who use alt text never asked for this.
what you shouldn't do: engage in harassment campaigns against people who don't write alt-text or repost art, either when they forget or ever. folks who use alt text never asked for this.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
what you should do: repost art; write alt-text as much as you can; encourage others to do the same
what you shouldn't do: engage in harassment campaigns against people who don't write alt-text or repost art, either when they forget or ever. folks who use alt text never asked for this.
what you shouldn't do: engage in harassment campaigns against people who don't write alt-text or repost art, either when they forget or ever. folks who use alt text never asked for this.
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a Classic from sites of old..
November 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
a Classic from sites of old..
I need more binge-able youtube channels/podcasts/etc tbh, something vaguely educational that isn't depressing or requires my full attention. I never really do podcasts tbh but I'm running out of background stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I need more binge-able youtube channels/podcasts/etc tbh, something vaguely educational that isn't depressing or requires my full attention. I never really do podcasts tbh but I'm running out of background stuff.
*me with still unpainted minis from the Doom 2016 boardgame*
Yeah I'll totally paint the minis from this new Doom boardgame that'll totally happen.
Goodbye money, I love you.
Yeah I'll totally paint the minis from this new Doom boardgame that'll totally happen.
Goodbye money, I love you.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
*me with still unpainted minis from the Doom 2016 boardgame*
Yeah I'll totally paint the minis from this new Doom boardgame that'll totally happen.
Goodbye money, I love you.
Yeah I'll totally paint the minis from this new Doom boardgame that'll totally happen.
Goodbye money, I love you.
Oh cool Qualcomm bought Arduino and is already enshittifying it... for fucks sake
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Oh cool Qualcomm bought Arduino and is already enshittifying it... for fucks sake
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Sorry to keep posting this, but panicking a little here.
My cat Muffin has gotten a bit unwell, so I now have vet bills on top of all of my other stress 😭
I hate it here
My cat Muffin has gotten a bit unwell, so I now have vet bills on top of all of my other stress 😭
I hate it here
I hate it, but here we go again. Still not approved for disability and I am getting low on food, and I have new year expenses coming up fml
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December 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sorry to keep posting this, but panicking a little here.
My cat Muffin has gotten a bit unwell, so I now have vet bills on top of all of my other stress 😭
I hate it here
My cat Muffin has gotten a bit unwell, so I now have vet bills on top of all of my other stress 😭
I hate it here
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Woooo 900 Stella, Stella for 900 years, 900 yeas of Stella!
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Woooo 900 Stella, Stella for 900 years, 900 yeas of Stella!
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When your players say you did good at GMing and they all had fun!!!!! Is there a better feeling in the world then playing games with your friends
(No)
(No)
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When your players say you did good at GMing and they all had fun!!!!! Is there a better feeling in the world then playing games with your friends
(No)
(No)
Oughh the whole Histachii Brew puzzle in Icewind Dale 2... I mean, I was getting bored of the combat grind but that whole thing felt rickety and was super easy to just miss and then have no idea wtf to do on the third level with the wax bridge... Not a fan
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oughh the whole Histachii Brew puzzle in Icewind Dale 2... I mean, I was getting bored of the combat grind but that whole thing felt rickety and was super easy to just miss and then have no idea wtf to do on the third level with the wax bridge... Not a fan
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December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Not gonna push my limits today, I've gotten the entire lot of terrain basedcoated and done a zenithal over about a third of it. Not going to try and finish doing that today my back hurts >_< but it's getting there! n_n
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not gonna push my limits today, I've gotten the entire lot of terrain basedcoated and done a zenithal over about a third of it. Not going to try and finish doing that today my back hurts >_< but it's getting there! n_n