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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 6h

Popes and hats

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 6h

You lost
Get over it

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 7h

Anyone with you could record your dreams?
Last night I had an amazing one which was a bit like Police Squad crossed with Halloween
Very funny in places
But then very scary
But most of it has washed away from my brain now
Like tears in the rain

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 7h

So…..
What do we think?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 7h

Played that as well last night

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

This is terrifying!
It’s the End of Days!
Portland has fallen
Nuke the site from orbit
It’s the only way to be sure

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

This is terrifying!
It’s the End of Days!
Portland has fallen
Nuke the site from orbit
It’s the only way to be sure

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

This is terrifying!
It’s the End of Days!
Portland has fallen
Nuke the site from orbit
It’s the only auto be sure

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

Obv wasn’t Fartage was it?

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

10 degrees here - def dipped
I’m from Yorkshire and can handle the cold
But def chillier tonight

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

Can’t help but wonder if Kraftwerk used AI to produce this cover

Back in 1977
Yep- sounds like something they could do

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

Think that’s covered in “mates of MPs”

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

24hrs later - and i’m wearing a fleece

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 17h

Tour tickets on sale Friday
Very excited
Not seen Tori live for years

But me and a gun is one hell of a song

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 20h

I understand there’s a good boys club there!

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 20h

Date #45 (XLV) Friday night
Gig in Newcastle
Not seen her for 2 weeks due to holidays
And have date #46 (XLVI) booked in for Sunday (venue TBC!)
The weekends looking good!

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunate when you live in Derbyshire

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, so many:
All those bankers
Hedge fund managers
Foreign owners of utility companies
Slum landlords
The royal family
MPs
Mates of MPs
Private healthcare providers
Private social care providers
Billionaires
Russian billionaire’s

That’s a lot of people

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, so many:
All those bankers
Hedge fund managers
Foreign owners of utility companies
Slum landlords
The royal family
MPs
Mates of MPs
Private healthcare providers
Private social care providers
Billionaires
Russian billionaire’s

That’s a lot of people

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 1d

Kemi Badenoch has claimed the Tories 'made life better for so many' as she delivered her keynote speech at the party’s conference

Kemi Badenoch claims the Tories 'made life better for so many'

www.thenational.scot

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, so many:
All those bankers
Hedge fund managers
Foreign owners of utility companies
Slum landlords
The royal family
MPs
Mates of MPs
Private healthcare providers
Private social care providers
Billionaires
Russian billionaire’s

That’s a lot of people

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

They probably died of boredom

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Did he need turning off and back on again?

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
1/2

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Did he need turning off and back on again?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Tickets went pre sale at 9am
Managed to get 2
Good luck

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