Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
This. Is. Funny.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This. Is. Funny.
Is it a liquid or a gas?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is it a liquid or a gas?
This keeps coming up in my feed, so here's the explanation.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This keeps coming up in my feed, so here's the explanation.
Two nuns walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Two nuns walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
What do we really know about penguins? Why does Linux have a penguin as a mascot? There are many things we'd like to know.
![Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
[skipping a boring paragraph.]
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough to bury it.
After packing the ice back into the hole, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You didn't really believe that i know anything about penguins, did you?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5wilelxnydnfyhyywta34fvb/bafkreif3yb3adz4eqm4qwt3yfwojxmcqmlvmuuab6adorx3kwh74u56mli@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What do we really know about penguins? Why does Linux have a penguin as a mascot? There are many things we'd like to know.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Aren't we all
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Aren't we all
Sagan: If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sagan: If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
Technically correct
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Technically correct
All the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
and the sky is grey
![Sisko: I own two shirts and some neckwear
that used to belong to a guy in
The Mamas & The Papas.
All the sleeves are brown,
and the tie is grey.
Odo: [withering look]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5wilelxnydnfyhyywta34fvb/bafkreigmulxu5gqzr6zco4rp7zapo37f4bvxqmsylcrheozwji5jelsfde@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
and the sky is grey
It's a conspiracy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's a conspiracy.
Super efficient.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Super efficient.
Lots of fields have lists like this.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lots of fields have lists like this.
Attributed to Yogi Bera:
1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Attributed to Yogi Bera:
1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Someone posted this on my timeline on FB. Yeah, people know who's timeline this is.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Someone posted this on my timeline on FB. Yeah, people know who's timeline this is.
It's SCIENCE!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's SCIENCE!!!
Kids these days.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Kids these days.
This is hilarious.
When a kid, i'd heard the VW bug called a "Hitler wagon". Dismissed it as unlikely. Turns out, Adolf Hitler sketched a car that looks spot on like the bug, which currently holds the record for consecutive years in production.
When a kid, i'd heard the VW bug called a "Hitler wagon". Dismissed it as unlikely. Turns out, Adolf Hitler sketched a car that looks spot on like the bug, which currently holds the record for consecutive years in production.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is hilarious.
When a kid, i'd heard the VW bug called a "Hitler wagon". Dismissed it as unlikely. Turns out, Adolf Hitler sketched a car that looks spot on like the bug, which currently holds the record for consecutive years in production.
When a kid, i'd heard the VW bug called a "Hitler wagon". Dismissed it as unlikely. Turns out, Adolf Hitler sketched a car that looks spot on like the bug, which currently holds the record for consecutive years in production.
Never forget
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Never forget
There's also this:
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There's also this:
Reminder, in case it isn't clear.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reminder, in case it isn't clear.
It's Fairly cold outside
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's Fairly cold outside
Thor and Friga are in movies. They're reel gods.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Thor and Friga are in movies. They're reel gods.
Education will get you places.
But are they places you want to go?
But are they places you want to go?
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Education will get you places.
But are they places you want to go?
But are they places you want to go?