Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
And yet, in Harry Potter, The Grim - an omen of death, is a giant black dog. So, yes, Sirusly.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
And yet, in Harry Potter, The Grim - an omen of death, is a giant black dog. So, yes, Sirusly.
Probably wouldn't have noticed.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Probably wouldn't have noticed.
Santa's reindeer all have antlers. Turns out that reindeer with antlers in the xmas season are all girls. Yes. Rudolph is a girl. It shouldn't be a surprise that she has a girlfriend. Is *that* why the other reindeer laughed & shouted insults? Shame on them all.
#joke
#joke
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Santa's reindeer all have antlers. Turns out that reindeer with antlers in the xmas season are all girls. Yes. Rudolph is a girl. It shouldn't be a surprise that she has a girlfriend. Is *that* why the other reindeer laughed & shouted insults? Shame on them all.
#joke
#joke
We don't 'celebrate' Black Friday for what it is. It's like "Boxing Thanksgiving", amiright? Now in the xmas season?
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We don't 'celebrate' Black Friday for what it is. It's like "Boxing Thanksgiving", amiright? Now in the xmas season?
Looks interesting, so installing it. Desktop linux doesn't have it in repo, but Pi OS does. Supposed to be BASIC-like with GUI dev app focus. Might have a to-the-metal compiler, which would explain being faster than perl or python. Perl's compiler: 12x faster than not. C is 300x faster.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Looks interesting, so installing it. Desktop linux doesn't have it in repo, but Pi OS does. Supposed to be BASIC-like with GUI dev app focus. Might have a to-the-metal compiler, which would explain being faster than perl or python. Perl's compiler: 12x faster than not. C is 300x faster.
New (to me) reference:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambas
Gambas - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New (to me) reference:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambas
Last(?) edit:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
#joke
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
#joke
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Last(?) edit:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
#joke
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
#joke
Oh, wait:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh, wait:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
Would this be as funny?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over 2 pints and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over 2 pints and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Would this be as funny?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over 2 pints and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over 2 pints and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
Turned out to be pretty accurate forecast. Clouded up b4 even another hour. I don't usually look at the cloud map on the app. Detroit area is often only clouds. When it's sunny, drivers have no idea how to drive. Never saw that six(?) other states i've lived in.
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Turned out to be pretty accurate forecast. Clouded up b4 even another hour. I don't usually look at the cloud map on the app. Detroit area is often only clouds. When it's sunny, drivers have no idea how to drive. Never saw that six(?) other states i've lived in.
Maybe this:
What do Batman and 16 sodiums have in common?
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What do Batman and 16 sodiums have in common?
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November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Maybe this:
What do Batman and 16 sodiums have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
What do Batman and 16 sodiums have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Nope, that's not it either.
A: A monkey!
Nope, that's not it either.
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Nope, that's not it either.
A: A monkey!
Nope, that's not it either.
Last i read the book, some of these old jokes were jokes still in circulation. I'd heard them. Twain had written the book over 100 years ago then.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Last i read the book, some of these old jokes were jokes still in circulation. I'd heard them. Twain had written the book over 100 years ago then.
There are 5 Superman jokes, but no Krypton refs. I've told Superman krypton ref jokes, so, it's not like it's a new idea.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There are 5 Superman jokes, but no Krypton refs. I've told Superman krypton ref jokes, so, it's not like it's a new idea.