Cyril Cat
@superiorcyril.bsky.social
Large grumpy megalomaniac orange feline.
Read my posts in the voice of Jeremy Irons as Scar.
I like sleeping, eating, occasionally chasing leaves, but most of all judging my melodramatic fathers.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐱
Read my posts in the voice of Jeremy Irons as Scar.
I like sleeping, eating, occasionally chasing leaves, but most of all judging my melodramatic fathers.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐱
Today I deigned to hold Large Father @obtownsend.bsky.social 's paw with my own. There was no sentimentality involved, no, none at all.
May 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Today I deigned to hold Large Father @obtownsend.bsky.social 's paw with my own. There was no sentimentality involved, no, none at all.
Today the Fathers went on a protest so I helped by putting my paw print on their poster!
#transrights #catsfortransrights
#transrights #catsfortransrights
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Today the Fathers went on a protest so I helped by putting my paw print on their poster!
#transrights #catsfortransrights
#transrights #catsfortransrights
Apparently the Fathers have something called "work" tomorrow which means they aren't going to be available to attend to my every whim. Rude.
#cats ##CatsofBluesky
#cats ##CatsofBluesky
March 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Apparently the Fathers have something called "work" tomorrow which means they aren't going to be available to attend to my every whim. Rude.
#cats ##CatsofBluesky
#cats ##CatsofBluesky
March 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am.
If you send me Dreamies, I might even show a bit of tail...
If you send me Dreamies, I might even show a bit of tail...
March 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I am.
If you send me Dreamies, I might even show a bit of tail...
If you send me Dreamies, I might even show a bit of tail...
You're late with my supper, Small Father, so with regret*, I will proceed to eat your arm.
*with no regrets. Absolutely zero f*cks were given.
*with no regrets. Absolutely zero f*cks were given.
March 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You're late with my supper, Small Father, so with regret*, I will proceed to eat your arm.
*with no regrets. Absolutely zero f*cks were given.
*with no regrets. Absolutely zero f*cks were given.
Why did you not bring it home for me, Small Father? How inconsiderate of you.
A very tiny mouse who was pretending to be a pebble. (He was fine, just sitting there, so I left him where he was.)
March 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why did you not bring it home for me, Small Father? How inconsiderate of you.
Today I knocked Small Father's jigsaw on the floor so I got sent to the cathouse...
#cats #catsofBluesky
#cats #catsofBluesky
February 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Today I knocked Small Father's jigsaw on the floor so I got sent to the cathouse...
#cats #catsofBluesky
#cats #catsofBluesky
Fuming because the Fathers' bedding matches the toy cheetah and not their actual, very own, loving* cat son.
*barely tolerating
*barely tolerating
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fuming because the Fathers' bedding matches the toy cheetah and not their actual, very own, loving* cat son.
*barely tolerating
*barely tolerating
It's a depiction of me when I have only been given 3 Dreamies instead of a nice round bowl full...
February 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's a depiction of me when I have only been given 3 Dreamies instead of a nice round bowl full...
There are 4 states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and cat, which is at once all of them and none of them.
#cat #cats #CatsofBluesky
#cat #cats #CatsofBluesky
February 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There are 4 states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and cat, which is at once all of them and none of them.
#cat #cats #CatsofBluesky
#cat #cats #CatsofBluesky
I am absolutely done with all this ridiculous Valentine's sentimentality. What's wrong with a quick liaison on top of the neighbour's shed followed by raiding some bins for a leftover kebab and sharing a rat on the way home?
February 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am absolutely done with all this ridiculous Valentine's sentimentality. What's wrong with a quick liaison on top of the neighbour's shed followed by raiding some bins for a leftover kebab and sharing a rat on the way home?
Go away Small Father and let me do my ablutions in peace. Would you want to be photographed in the middle of washing YOUR nether regions? No. You would not. Kindly cease and desist.
January 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Go away Small Father and let me do my ablutions in peace. Would you want to be photographed in the middle of washing YOUR nether regions? No. You would not. Kindly cease and desist.
I have absolutely no time for jigsaws, what a waste of fucking time. This is absolutely not related to the fact that I don't have opposable thumbs and cannot work out which bits go where, no sir it is not.
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I have absolutely no time for jigsaws, what a waste of fucking time. This is absolutely not related to the fact that I don't have opposable thumbs and cannot work out which bits go where, no sir it is not.
Posing with one of my Fathers. This one is my current favourite as he gave me some nice smelly lamb for dinner.
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Posing with one of my Fathers. This one is my current favourite as he gave me some nice smelly lamb for dinner.
In my emo era. It's not a phase, Fathers, this is who I am! Now let me listen to My Cattical Romance in peace.
January 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
In my emo era. It's not a phase, Fathers, this is who I am! Now let me listen to My Cattical Romance in peace.
I was absolutely fuming that this was not real steak because it looked like it was and I remembered the time the Fathers had real steak and I ate it. Alas, it was not to be this time.
Last night @obtownsend.bsky.social and I made this absolutely banging plant based "steak" and chips, and let me tell you she was divine. It's expensive so not one we would normally buy, but 100% recommend Juicy Marbles for a treat night meal. 🌱
January 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I was absolutely fuming that this was not real steak because it looked like it was and I remembered the time the Fathers had real steak and I ate it. Alas, it was not to be this time.