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super sally ryan
@supersallyryan.bsky.social
Catless cat lady living in a Bay Area bubble.
“YOU, put a handkerchief on your head! YOU, swat at imaginary elves! YOU, rock on the porch all night!” (Commentary from “Hired!, Part II”)
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Last night I googled “tasmanian devil spinning” to see what that looked like in real life and…I guess they don’t spin in real life. I bought that bs for more than 50 years!
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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looking at my posts from tuesday
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US.

Please pass it on!
Home - Long COVID Treatment Trial
Be part of groundbreaking Long COVID research from Scripps Research. We endeavor to conduct a portfolio of Long COVID clinical trials.
longcovid.scripps.edu
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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here's something cool: the son of the letter carrier on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (McFeely) is a real letter carrier for the USPS and he's our letter carrier and he's awesome
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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—NY Dems flip Onondaga County & Dutchess County legislature, first in decades
—Dem mayors in Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Cincy...
—Seattle GOP city attorney trails big
—MN Dems defend state Senate
—Dems flip legislative seats in MS
—Dems defend swing legislative seats in NY, WA
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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—Coloradoans fund free school meals
—JD's half-brother loses
—PA Dems flip Erie County exec, Bucks DA + sheriff
—PA Dems oust all GOPers from Bucks school boards once ground 0 of conservative takeover
—Charlotte approves transit tax
—Dems flip CT towns like New Britain.
(And that's not all!)
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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What is this… hope-scrolling
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Can you believe it’s almost midnight? That’s so late to be watching baseball. Good thing it’s not any later than that for anybody reading this
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Ruining a band with Supreme Court Terminology

Bread Kavanaugh
Ruining a band with Supreme Court terminology

Dokket
Ruining a band with Supreme Court terminology

Barbara Remandrell
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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This turned me into TWO The Jokers
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
September 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.
July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball
meanwhile, on twitter
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Nani and now this song. He actually has flow. Mr Cardamom's discography is one bop after another
sorry, you are telling me baby Mamdani made a music video directed by his perfect mom starting Lupita Nyong'o and we are meant to see this as a downside

youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY?...
June 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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My fiancé got me a high end smoker for Father’s Day. We believe I am entering my final form as a middle aged white male since I already have a podcast and am into birds.
June 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Sorry I called Iceland "Scandinavian Hawaii."
June 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM