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@surtic.bsky.social
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the trans daughter of a lesbian household
a cryptid with alleged cher vibes
many slurs in a trenchcoat

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The coat in question
A massive fuck off leopard print coat, probably the cuntiest object in my arsenal of cunty objects
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Friends I implore you to go find an artist you like and commission them to do some faggy art of you and your partner that you can frame and hang up in your home.

I promise it's worth it.
Hand drawn by a real human art of two women in fancy fancy clothing and one of them has a sword. It's all the way from a friend in Germany who is super rad. It's in a black frame with a copper trim and it lives on a wall. I love it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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oh you do?
One job, please. Creature with a coin.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Blue totenkophf icon The Nerdskull. Post reads: This is incredible stuff from the people who constantly DARVO trans women on here.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Thai soup hits different on cold autumn days.
A bowl of beef ramen with some honey pork skewers!
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
surtic.bsky.social
it is BIRTHDAY!

have had a little coffee in bed!!

got gifted a Burial EP and this very cool magic the gathering card by girlfriend!!!

! ! A U S P I C I O U S T I D I N G S ! !
Liliana Vess gatewarch magic the gathering secret lair drop FOIL!!! and the latest Burial EP on Vinyl!!!! So cool!!!
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
surtic.bsky.social
Bringing a certain Diaochan being asked to marry Lü Bu by Dong Zhuo energy to the workplace today 😇
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I know everyone is busy posting spectacles moustache "looks like a nonce" boy from the young Tories article, but you're all missing out on this absolute fucking gem lmao
Lad with curly hair, black clothes, lanyard, union jack cape and for some fucking unknowable reason a dr pepper can????
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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No thanks I've got enough of those
Advert for a free chaser Cheeseburger in store when you sign up with a loyalty app.
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Haul from the bookstore today!
the cover of towards a gay communism by mario mieli and a three little badges (adult human shemale, is she cvnty or is she valid, queer little creature) and a lesbian flag sticker
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
surtic.bsky.social
hi
lindsay lohan saying it's october third in the film mean girls when she was asked what day it was and it was october third
October 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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chat i got clocked :(
Bluesky Screenshot Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social 6h ! Misleading Hide I am a cis woman.
September 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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I know she loves me because she bought me Vogue.
The cover of Vogue Magazine Oct 2025 in wrapper with a little Vogue notebook 🥹
September 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Not the TV license enforcement letter being slid under the door while I'm trying to take a shit 😭
10 day window letter from the TV license people to try and bully people into getting a TV license when nobody wants one and they're awful people for doing this.
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Ok which one of you nasty bitches left her dialator at my workplace?
some sort of plastic tube with orange cap and a canon logo. V dusty. Some white writing on it. No fucking idea rly
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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transsexual bullet Charlie Kirk neck shot 9/11 was an insurance claim ICE is bad Trump is a pedophile eat billionaires literally put Elon Musk in an ocean gate sub and unplug the controller free luigi

Anyway now I have your attention hi FBI agent reviewing this post look at this cool frog art :)
a nice lil frog guy from magic the gathering. It's a lil blue and yellow and red and orange guy sat in a jawbone with a skull in the background and it looks really just like the most chill dude ever I like this art a lot
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to :(
a painting of two completely normal cats by a basket, these cats are incredibly normal, there is nothing not normal about them they are very normal looking cats
September 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Charlie Kirk Ahhh Bong Rips
someone using their tracheostomized friend as a human bong: the friend lies down holding water in their mouth as the bong chamber with a bowl of "grass" connected to their tracheostomy hole, while another person leans in to inhale
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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good morning campers
9/11 but it's barbenheimer with happy holidays and a very not photoshoped dead fucking idiot lmao look at his stupid face hahahaha
September 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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imagine tho like
Screenshot of an email exchange. First email is from "Bluesky Moderation Team" at 00:12. Message: "Hi there, Thanks for reaching out. Here is the post that was taken down for violating our violent and threatening speech guidelines specifically mocking the death. "Imagine someone going so balls deep on you that you cum so hard your neck does a Charlie Kirk" To help prevent this from happening again, please make sure your account activity complies with our guidelines." Second email is a reply from Jess.jpg at 00:13, saying: "Lmao thanks for the heads up"
September 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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"That Smile" Hannah Baker 4 panel meme with Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun from Farscape.
September 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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me when Aeryn Sun
monke neuron activation meme but it's Aeryn Sun from Farscape played by Claudia Black
September 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
the album cover for live through this by hole
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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you know it's a proper hospital ward when there's pleasing therapeutic fish in a big tank
Big vertical fishtank with fish and various plants, 8/10 very relaxing
September 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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apologies, one of the causes, by your own words.
Stew saying energy drinks are one of the causes of the rise in ADHD
September 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM