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sushigal007.bsky.social
Sushi
@sushigal007.bsky.social
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Sims 2 player, Doctor Who fan, ex-Twitter user. She/her.
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Screenshot from Limmy's Show. Limmy is trying to figure out which toilet is which based on two pictures, one with a blue-framed meadow scene, the other a pink-framed seascape. He will come to the conclusion that the blue-framed one is the female toilet based on a bee in the picture, as honeybees are all female. He will be wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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The most beautiful man in the world (josh dun) sat behind his drums, wearing nothing but a pair of saucy sunglasses, the minx. His tongue is poking out. It's very important that you know that.
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Grey scale drawing of a spray bottle. Subtitles simply say "No."
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The First Doctor with an ominous smirk on his face. The subtitles say [concerningly malicious laughter]
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I'm so glad we got this song as quickly as we did, it's the hopeful ending I needed to hear. #twentyonepilots
The Brooklyn 99 "I've only had X for Y" meme. Text says "I've only had Drag Path for a day and a half, but if anything happened to it, I would kill everyone in Dema and then myself." The page of Drag Path lyrics that were in the Clancy Digital Remains booklet have been pasted over the puppy.
September 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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If they didn't want me to graffiti Tyler's ass, they should not have provided me with such a good blank and examples to start from.
Josh Dun shaving Tyler Joseph's lower back while he's dressed in nothing but socks and Christmas undies for very straight and heterosexual reasons I'm sure. I have given Tyler a photoshopped 'I am Kenough' tramp stamp The same image, except this time, the tramp stamp is a picture of Josh peeping out of Tyler's undies.
September 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Went to a #twentyonepilots #breachlisteningparty last night with my kid, their partners, and my little sister. Had tons of fun, can't wait to listen to the album again! But I will. I'm not a leak listener. So I made myself a souvenir ticket while I wait.
A fake souvenir ticket made by yours truly. On the right is a stub with the Banquet Records logo, my qr red code, and order info. On the right is the Twenty One Pilots Breach logo, over the current tour image of Josh playing the drums while Tyler lays on the floor like a total drama queen. Underneath that is a short bit of text saying "Twenty One Pilots / Album Listening Party Saturday 6th September." In the bottom left corner of the main ticket section is the Bacchus bar logo. Two white women standing outside a building at dusk. One has blue hair and is wearing a skeleton dress, the other has black hair and is wearing a Twenty One Pilots t-shirt. Both have custom Clancy stoles around their necks. They are smiling. The blue-haired woman from the previous picture is standing in a room with a brick wall. It is dark. There is a small smile on her face. The other woman from the photo of the pair. She is in the same room, but pictured from another angle so you can see the bar behind her. She is holding a glass of Red Bull and vodka in one hand and giving the camera a big thumbs up in the other. She is smiling widely.
September 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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4 panel comic. In panel 1, a woman posts "Apple AirPods cost $159, but they can't pay taxes or decent wages to their Chinese factory workers!" In panel 2, a man walks past and says "...you said on an iPhone. Heh. Gotcha." In panel 3, a man stands in front of an old fashioned car and muses aloud, "cars should have seat belts!" The man from panel 2 pops out of the right side and says "yet you still brought one. Hypocrite much? Owned." In the final panel, a medieval peasant says "we should improve society somewhat." The man from panels 2 and 3 is in a well in the background, saying "yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."
September 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The O2 Vue deal may be getting crappier, but sometimes O2 still do good things, like sending me a free bar of chocolate. #o2Priority
A photograph of a small bar of caramel sea salt Tony's Chocolonely and a card saying "PRIORITY from O2. Thank you for ordering your Tony's Chocolonely bar. We hope you enjoyed it. Share a snap enjoying your bar using #O2Priority. With love from Priority." There is a qr code at the bottom of the card.
August 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Dunno about your fridge, but I know a guy whose toaster gets sad when you don't want any toast.
Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf. Subtitles say "But I'm a toaster. It is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am."
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Ugh, this o2 Priority offer continues to get crappier. Started as 2 tickets for £6/4 for £12, every week, only on a Monday. Then rose to 2 for £9/4 for £18, every week, although you could now use them any day of the week. Now the price is still the same, but they've changed it to once a month.
Screencap of the o2 Priority app Vue offer. Text says "Grab four Vue tickets for £28, plus 20% off treats. Claim your code, once per calendar month." Below is a similar offer of two tickets for £9, with the same restrictions.
August 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Spray bottle. The subtitle says "No."
August 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It should be illegal to write prices like this, Iceland
Photo of pasty slices in Iceland. The price is £1.45, but the .45 is in a tiny superscript font to make it look like it's only £1 at first glance.
August 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Shouldn't have let me buy it then! And it's been 24 hours, and it's not been cancelled yet, so I genuinely have no idea if I'm actually going to get my Torchbearer box set or not, ugh.
Text on white background that states "LIMITED TO 4 PER PERSON. THIS OFFER IS AVAILABLE TO US CUSTOMERS ONLY. ANY ORDERS NOT CONFORMING TO THESE REQUIREMENTS ARE SUBJECT TO BEING CANCELED. TO FIND YOUR LICAL TERRITORY STORE, PLEASE CLICK HERE."
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I am losing it at these bizarre promo images for the Twenty One Pilots Breach listening party in Hungary. It's hilarious, but also I need to know what possessed them to make this strange AI picture and then dress up two random guys, it's not there isn't actual album art!
Header for the website for Hungary's Breach listening party. The two men pictured look more real, but are still clearly not Josh and Tyler. AI recreation of the cover art for the upcoming twenty one pilots album, Breach. "Josh" is weirdly plastic-looking and missing a hand, while "Tyler" is wearing a red ski mask that makes him look like a rat.
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC.
Tweet from Tyler Joseph. All it says is "jocals".
August 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The 'C'mon, do something...' meme. The stick is pointing at a screenshot of the Twenty One Pilots UK listening party locations, all of which are TBD.
August 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Picture of a man in a hot dog costume. Subtitles say "We're all trying to find the guy who did this".
August 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Illustration of a spray bottle. Text simply says "No."
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Picture of a dishevelled woman sitting with a laptop on her lap. Subtitles say "Oh my god. I need help."
August 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Me after watching twenty one minutes of Josh Dun setting up drums.
Screenshot from Subway Surfers of a character wearing a suit and a clown mask. The text says "You unlocked Clown Outfit".
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I had no idea JD Vance was in The Naked Gun 2 1/2.
Screencap from The Naked Gun 2 1/2. In the background is a portrait of a man that bears a startling resemblance to JD Vance. Probably a coincidence.
August 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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You were £12 last week, you bastards.
Screencap from o2 priority showing an offer for four Vue tickets for £18, plus 20% off treats.
August 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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This Mitchell and Webb sketch was supposed to be a joke, not a serious suggestion for the Labour government.
Screencap from That Mitchell and Webb look. David Mitchell is dressed as a politician. The subtitles say "Have you tried "kill all the poor"?"
July 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Actual Labour government policy, apparently.
Screenshot from "That Mitchell and Webb Look" sketch. David Mitchell is dressed as a politician, and the subtitles read "Have you tried "kill all the poor"?"
July 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM