Sverre Auestad
@sverre-auestad.bsky.social
Teacher, tabletop roleplaying game veteran (GM since 1986), amateur writer, consumer of all sorts of books, and whatever the noun is that means someone who is exasperated with the state of the world.
Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art.
#FuckYouMakeMe
Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art.
#FuckYouMakeMe
I prefer the director's cut. It gathers so many more of the loose threads. Also, I feel the pacing feels more... right. (I don't know how else to explain it.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I prefer the director's cut. It gathers so many more of the loose threads. Also, I feel the pacing feels more... right. (I don't know how else to explain it.)
Which is why I cheat and wrap then around something. My phone in one case, and a large piece of thick cardboard in the other.
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Which is why I cheat and wrap then around something. My phone in one case, and a large piece of thick cardboard in the other.
But won't that mean that you'll always lose at strip solitaire?
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
But won't that mean that you'll always lose at strip solitaire?
Hmmm. I wonder if he would insist on bulldozing Mar-a-Lago if someone just happened to label it "The East Wing"
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hmmm. I wonder if he would insist on bulldozing Mar-a-Lago if someone just happened to label it "The East Wing"
You mean like:
- Russian toady of the year
- The Epstein document hide-and-don'tt-seek award
- The Stormy Daniels Tiny Toadstool prize
- Financial Felon of the year
- Corruption Champion
I'm surprised he wasn't awared the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. They really missed a golden opportunity there.
- Russian toady of the year
- The Epstein document hide-and-don'tt-seek award
- The Stormy Daniels Tiny Toadstool prize
- Financial Felon of the year
- Corruption Champion
I'm surprised he wasn't awared the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. They really missed a golden opportunity there.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You mean like:
- Russian toady of the year
- The Epstein document hide-and-don'tt-seek award
- The Stormy Daniels Tiny Toadstool prize
- Financial Felon of the year
- Corruption Champion
I'm surprised he wasn't awared the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. They really missed a golden opportunity there.
- Russian toady of the year
- The Epstein document hide-and-don'tt-seek award
- The Stormy Daniels Tiny Toadstool prize
- Financial Felon of the year
- Corruption Champion
I'm surprised he wasn't awared the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. They really missed a golden opportunity there.
I remember reading American Flagg back in the late 80s or early 90s and giggling about one character having the last name Scheisskopf.
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I remember reading American Flagg back in the late 80s or early 90s and giggling about one character having the last name Scheisskopf.
Should read? Yes.
Is supposed to read? Yes.
Actually read? Not a chance.
Ask ChatGPT for a 200-word summary instead of even opening the book? Depressingly likely.
Is supposed to read? Yes.
Actually read? Not a chance.
Ask ChatGPT for a 200-word summary instead of even opening the book? Depressingly likely.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Should read? Yes.
Is supposed to read? Yes.
Actually read? Not a chance.
Ask ChatGPT for a 200-word summary instead of even opening the book? Depressingly likely.
Is supposed to read? Yes.
Actually read? Not a chance.
Ask ChatGPT for a 200-word summary instead of even opening the book? Depressingly likely.
Also known as a bathroom visit for a fifty-year-old.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Also known as a bathroom visit for a fifty-year-old.
Also, Santa needs the driveway shovelled so he has a safe place to land the sleigh. After all, you wouldn't want him to park in the street where Rudolph and the other reindeer could get hit by a car, would you?
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Also, Santa needs the driveway shovelled so he has a safe place to land the sleigh. After all, you wouldn't want him to park in the street where Rudolph and the other reindeer could get hit by a car, would you?
Well, that's certainly a _very_ different Pippi from the one I remember.
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Well, that's certainly a _very_ different Pippi from the one I remember.
Happy starts with an H.
Hamas starts with an H.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Hamas starts with an H.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Happy starts with an H.
Hamas starts with an H.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Hamas starts with an H.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
This is just so fantastic. I have just been awarded the first North-Norwegian prize for peace and most awesomest hair. I never expected to win it when I made it up fifteen minutes ago.
#FakeAwards
#FakeAwards
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
_F_luffing
_I_ncompetent
_F_ascist
_A_uthoritarians
I bet Infantino wears knee-pads under his trousers.
_I_ncompetent
_F_ascist
_A_uthoritarians
I bet Infantino wears knee-pads under his trousers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
_F_luffing
_I_ncompetent
_F_ascist
_A_uthoritarians
I bet Infantino wears knee-pads under his trousers.
_I_ncompetent
_F_ascist
_A_uthoritarians
I bet Infantino wears knee-pads under his trousers.
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Me too (as well as the special edition DVDs with both versions on). Too bad I don't have a functioning VCR.
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Me too (as well as the special edition DVDs with both versions on). Too bad I don't have a functioning VCR.
Yes, just like they did with the DVDs back in the day. One disc with the "new & improved" version, and one disc with bonus materials. (And tha bonus material was the original cinematic version.)
Those are three DVDs where I've only watched the bonus materials. 😎
Those are three DVDs where I've only watched the bonus materials. 😎
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Yes, just like they did with the DVDs back in the day. One disc with the "new & improved" version, and one disc with bonus materials. (And tha bonus material was the original cinematic version.)
Those are three DVDs where I've only watched the bonus materials. 😎
Those are three DVDs where I've only watched the bonus materials. 😎
Are you saying you want artisinal scamming? What's next? Handmade hoaxes? Collectible conspiracy theories? Baroque bollocks?
Or are you just lamenting the general lack of effort put in by scammers nowadays?
Or are you just lamenting the general lack of effort put in by scammers nowadays?
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Are you saying you want artisinal scamming? What's next? Handmade hoaxes? Collectible conspiracy theories? Baroque bollocks?
Or are you just lamenting the general lack of effort put in by scammers nowadays?
Or are you just lamenting the general lack of effort put in by scammers nowadays?
Can't you just imagine the scene in the Oval Office when his voters finally realise what he's doing?
A flunky comes running in; big, strong guy, tears streaming down his face.
"Sir, sir, the peasants are revolting."
"Yes, they don't bathe, you know."
A flunky comes running in; big, strong guy, tears streaming down his face.
"Sir, sir, the peasants are revolting."
"Yes, they don't bathe, you know."
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Can't you just imagine the scene in the Oval Office when his voters finally realise what he's doing?
A flunky comes running in; big, strong guy, tears streaming down his face.
"Sir, sir, the peasants are revolting."
"Yes, they don't bathe, you know."
A flunky comes running in; big, strong guy, tears streaming down his face.
"Sir, sir, the peasants are revolting."
"Yes, they don't bathe, you know."
Are you saying these AREN'T bad actors?!?
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Are you saying these AREN'T bad actors?!?
Everyone, meet the next secretary of edumacashun. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Everyone, meet the next secretary of edumacashun. 🙄
Of course that's weird. If it had been real life you'd also need bacon.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Of course that's weird. If it had been real life you'd also need bacon.
I wish I could say I'm surprised, but the regime is run by a bunch of internet trolls who have the maturity level of an obnoxious thirteen-year-old who thinks he is edgy.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I wish I could say I'm surprised, but the regime is run by a bunch of internet trolls who have the maturity level of an obnoxious thirteen-year-old who thinks he is edgy.
Yep. "Ridiculous and insulting". So it'll most likely be granted sometime next week, right? And once she signs the NDCAA (non-disclosure and convenient amnesia agreement), it'll be followed by a full pardon, and probably a presidential medal of freedom by mid-January.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yep. "Ridiculous and insulting". So it'll most likely be granted sometime next week, right? And once she signs the NDCAA (non-disclosure and convenient amnesia agreement), it'll be followed by a full pardon, and probably a presidential medal of freedom by mid-January.