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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 10h

can't forget the half million dead who could have been vaccinated.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 10h

Does a tantrum improve the chance of a Nobel Peace Prize?

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 11h

I keep watching this expecting to see Jake and Elwood in one of those cars.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 11h

Several.

wow, thought running reds was just a Philly thing.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 12h

Not afraid of ay man you just described, but am fearful of all those in his thrall; millions are already villains in his name.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck, this is SA SS stuff.

Where will that lady go today? Will she be in Uganda next week or tomorrow? How long? We won't know as long as we are the villains.

Habeas corpus is a human right.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 12h

correlation is not causation

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 12h

In the flawed study cited for this myth, an amputated foreskin is a stronger correlate than presence of a penis . . . mmmmm

someone needs to see what male features, amputated at birth or not, that have a statistical correlation.

luv to see if a beard is as strong or stronger a correlate.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 13h

DJT wants gM--not Nylo Scum to make EV cars for DJT and his Praetorian guard ?

An AI image of a group of masked paramilitary members in a Tesla model S cabriolet. One is standing tall wearing a panache inspired by a roman centurion. A bumper sticker on the front reads, "veni vidi occupavi". i cama I saw I took it.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 13h

And here I was picturing a masked praetorian guard driving model a Tesla SS cabriolets.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

Oh wow. that --for once-- is an acceptable DJT coverup.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

dunno . . .perhaps

"tuck in your neck labia. Sir."

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

If you deeply believe in the rapture on such and such a date, how are you supposed to feel the day after when you wake uo and still are on earth?

How many who believe in the rapture pay utility bills for that month?

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

Did anyone have the sobriety to ask him who exactly he thought Antifa was fighting against in Weimar Germany in 1920-30s?

Who was the enemy of Antifa back then?

Someone should have asked him what Antifa was short for.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

When surgeons do that--which is often, in the moment they get a pass, but a few more outbursts like that they lose respect, PAs, scrub nurses, and --not often enough-- their jobs.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

er, um . . . With the words "pull through," "hernia," and "disabled" in such close proximity, do we need to know more about the surgeon's technique?

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 1d

President Aricept

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

then that would be the Noem Doem

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

The Portlando-Potty
The Patriot Privy

An AI parody image. A luxury porto-potty on display on a dais in front of a crowd of gap-jawed on-lookers in a verdant Northwest landscape. photorealistic rendering of The Portlando-Potty a two seater with cedar handles, shimmering blue water, ergonomic cushions, and pure Cascade grown toilet paper. A sign on the door reads, "complements of Illinois." A low-angle photorealistic image. 8k resolution. HDR wide-angle lens. early morning light.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

The Patriots Privy.

. . .guess we'll draw the line before requesting a solar powered retractable sunroof.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

Someone needs to donate to Noem a dedicated Porto-potty

Just picture The Portlando-Potty a two seater with cedar handles, shimmering blue water, ergonomic cushions, and pure Cascade grown toilet paper.

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swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

These are superficial questions and of course we get superficial answers. He is in cognitive decline not necessary for reporter to be in decline as well.

Maybe just start gas lighting him back, "Mr. President, will you deploy troops to end the struggle between Latveria and Sokovia?"

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

That is a very big napkin---could call it a beach towel perhaps.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

The tariffs pay for golden rococo wall stains, and crypto coins.

swannknight61.bsky.social @swannknight61.bsky.social · 2d

They need strong control of the state to sweep away statism . . . need Big Brother to ensure a small government.

Who knew?