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Maybe today's the day people finally care about my theory that Andrew Cuomo is the father of David zaslav's kids
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Maybe today's the day people finally care about my theory that Andrew Cuomo is the father of David zaslav's kids
Accidentally got on the devil train
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Accidentally got on the devil train
Me n the boys on our way to get kicked out of paintball
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me n the boys on our way to get kicked out of paintball
Probably because it's normal sized and he's like 4'11"
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Probably because it's normal sized and he's like 4'11"
incredible stuff going on on that site
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
incredible stuff going on on that site
We have only ourselves to blame for this one. We should have known if you say "totenkopf" enough times you summon bored apes.
October 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We have only ourselves to blame for this one. We should have known if you say "totenkopf" enough times you summon bored apes.
Maybe he's just a big bored ape fan
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Maybe he's just a big bored ape fan
cool of them to justify a major, material crime with the prior existence of crime at a sort of conceptual level.
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
cool of them to justify a major, material crime with the prior existence of crime at a sort of conceptual level.
looks like the tail end is just getting on the bridge (via KATU live cam)
October 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
looks like the tail end is just getting on the bridge (via KATU live cam)
just thinking for no reason about how none of the guardsmen that murdered the students at kent state ever saw any legal repercussions
![excerpt from the wiikipedia entry on the Kent State Shootings: On November 8, 1974, U.S. District Judge Frank J. Battisti dismissed civil rights charges against all accused because "the government had not shown that the defendants had shot students with an intent to deprive them of specific civil rights."[94][12] "It is vital that state and National Guard officials not regard this decision as authorizing or approving the use of force against demonstrators, whatever the occasion of the issue involved," Battisti said in his opinion. "Such use of force is, and was, deplorable."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eu2v6x3sfjgke5yqfrhcmjgi/bafkreiawhhgt37zhm67cu54zwozozs6m5sphrq65srfguexflcjewz6u44@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just thinking for no reason about how none of the guardsmen that murdered the students at kent state ever saw any legal repercussions
sounds like it's working great
September 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
sounds like it's working great
you can see musk calling him a pedophile in his head like the dune mantra
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
you can see musk calling him a pedophile in his head like the dune mantra
Lmao probably not wrong about other stuff though
September 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lmao probably not wrong about other stuff though