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robert wagner
@swedetrap.bsky.social
podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom.

antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
My new digs. Well, part of them anyway.
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
tl;dr version: the worms ate into his brain.
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
You can’t convince me there aren’t fucking idiots on both sides.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Some food for thought if you’re a user of Facebook, instagram, or WhatsApp.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Heh. Microsoft misses the point here. Innovation is great if it’s useful but how is it useful to have a conversation with an object? The whole point of conversation is to exchange thoughts and ideas. AI has neither one. I’m conversing then to what? Marvel at technology? Zzzzz.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The European Qualifiers logo looks more like a something for a heart health research center than anything to do with sports.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh, is poor AMC Theaters suffering? That’s a shame. Maybe if they didn’t play a half hour worth of ads before every film i would consider them over the friendly neighborhood theater I go to.

Kidding. Fuck AMC.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My new favorite video game is called Shovelware Console Simulator. It’s basically where you scroll through the Nintendo eShop on the Switch 2 and marvel at the sheer amount of dog shit games for sale. #nintendo #switch2
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: ChatGPT, design me a Yankees cap that would look right at home on Mike D's head.

ChatGPT:
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He’d rather more than 10% of the country starve.

I think we all know what needs to be done here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I know of this guy that doesn’t mind working without pay. In fact, he encourages it. I give you U.S. Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Serious question. These matches can’t end in a draw right? So the odds for a draw here are if the match ends in a draw BEFORE penalty kicks? Because technically the odds of a draw are pretty minimal.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And here’s Spotify’s response to running anti-immigration ads.

“Everyone is doing it! Why shouldn’t we?”

Remember, you can vote with your wallet. Don’t let the racism-friendly media and services win. And don’t go back when they inevitably pull these ads and pretend they’re sorry.

Fuck Spotify.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
❤️ Billie Eilish.
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Gwar.
October 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Blood Vulture.
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Blood Vulture.
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Who really watches this stuff and why don’t they have friends IRL?

I think it’s time for a channel dedicated to reacting to reaction videos.
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@doublefine.com has made some great games over the years but Keeper might be my favorite. Thank you.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
TikTok is crap and these bullshit ads claiming it has educational value are an insult to anyone who can spell the word “education.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The official mascots of the FIFA 2026 World Cup. One for each host nation. Can you guess which one is run by a fascist wannabe dictator with vaginal neck syndrome?
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why is this freaky lady so obsessed about her dad’s abs anyway? Like I’ve never once given a single thought to my dad’s abs.
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Threads is shit. And Zuckerberg can blow me.

I use the platform only to start trouble with morons and red-bots. That’s all it’s good for.
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Texas is the dumbest state with the dumbest lawmakers passing the dumbest laws in the country. Given the world we live in, that’s an amazing accomplishment. Here, Texas wants to screw user privacy with age verification in the App Store, only they’ve no idea how.
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Go Mariners. Even if I am at the wrong stadium for it.
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM