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Sweet Turner
@sweetturner.bsky.social
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Queer, NSFW sometimes

Tussler of hair, writer of bad poems, lover of people, poster of cringe
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November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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What I picture when someone asks if I want a fun-sized chocolate bar
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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but it's... no Marlowe, because... um
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Literally kill me to actual death daddy pyrachiphead, you two look amazing! Oh my god you've got the pose down too
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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This does not apply to Reece Shearsmith in the new taskmaster, who warp digivolves past all of these into "my lesbian auntie"
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Another short silly poem, inspired by @oceanoculus.com marine biology facts below! Thanks Sam & I'm sorry!

I will continue to be an alchemist turning knowledge into mischief

#Poem #Poemsky #Poetry #MarineBiology #Sharks #GhostSharks #Dating #Biting #ThisIsAVeryWeirdHashtagCollection #Biology
I'm nervous as I walk around in the club And I approach the first hot girl I sees I bend her ear and I pull her in close, To talk about my new favourite species It's called the spotted ratfish ghost shark, And they've got this cool breeding technique, The male sinks his teeth into his companion, So they stay together, so to speak And I thought that this was kind of romantic, So I thought I might invite you Perhaps if you're not doing anything this evening, My slippery young ghost shark – could I bite you?
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I wrote this stupid poem called "At least now I floss" based on @gajillians.bsky.social 's excellent and tragically relatable post below

The real challenge was picking which bad habits to write about, I've got so many

#BadHabits #GoodHabits #Poem #Poetry #Poemsky #Writing #HabitBuilding #SkyPoets
October 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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This is 'Fuck your Kindle', a poem I wrote after buying a new Kindle. I love Kindles but there is something romantic about bookshelves and all of the imagery that comes with physical books.

Lemme touch your books

#Poem #Poemsky #Poetry #Kindle #Books #EReader #Micropoetry #Micropoem #Writing #Art
Fuck your e-reader. I want to hold all of the books. I want to read in the dark with a desk lamp, I want to thumb my way through plot hooks. Fuck your audiobooks. I want to see your lined bookshelves. I want to glide my fingers over your collections, A paper window to yourselves. Fuck your Kindle. Absolutely none of this feels right I hope that Amazon chokes from bloody irony That the coloniser of the page is called 'Paperwhite'.
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I wrote "The Shadow of the Director", a very short poem inspired by @darkwaterphotos.bsky.social atmospheric exposure photo (pls click through for the original)

I am endlessly fascinated by cityscapes shot at night

#Poem #Poemsky #Poetry #Photography #Art #LongExposure #Micropoetry #Micropoem
How rare a joy it is to see The shadow of the director A moment of two passing ships, just me And the photographic spectre Just as quickly as I saw him, I move on to sights brand new. I wonder how many people I pass But simply see straight through?
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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This is "You flirted with snacks", a short silly poem inspired by @sophamir.bsky.social 's post below

Having a lot of fun writing these

#Poem #Poetry #Poemsky #Micropoetry #Writing
It's been 3 years since I snacked with you, And I hope I don't sound like a cynic But it's kinda fucked up that I get horny now Whenever I go on a picnic
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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A teleporter for sex, a silly little poem inspired by @ficklenuts.bsky.social

First engineer to make it gets to choose who sits on their face

#Poem #Poemsky #Poetry
You said you wanted a teleporter, So we could all meet up and have sex. Imagine if we got to stroke each other, And have fingers trace down necks Instead of seeing a number boost Showing our notifications From people looking to connect Through text-only conversations. I'd be following new accounts and Replying “can't wait to eat you!” And doing all the freaky stuff We'd anonymously agreed to. Until then, keep me updated on the teleporter So I can meet and fuck you dykes And I'll be here behind the screen, Only able to give you 'Likes'.
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"My Second House", a poem about places you can't stop coming back to even if you don't live there anymore

#PoemSky #Poetry #PoetrySky
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM