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Brb going to monteal. Google, take me away
Screenshot from heatedrivalrycentral instagram story informing fans of a special episode one cinema premiere taking place in montreal and that the two male leads will be in attendance. there is a link for tickets Screenshot from heatedrivalrycentral instagram story informing fans of a special episode one cinema premiere afterparty taking place at a bookstore cafe and bar in montreal. The flyer promises tuna melts snacks, friends, loon-related humor, and gushing sweet treats. There is a link at the bottom for tickets
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Clown in a Cornfield 3: the Church of Frendo 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Uhm. Hello? That isn't supposed to be how this ends. 😕
Screenshot of the libby app open to the audiobook for clown in a cornfield 3 the church of frendo the play button reads "the end" in script
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Snowee
Trees and bushes all covered in a healthy dusting of snow. Its so aesthetic it belongs in a thomas kincade painting turned jigsaw puzzle
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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My night at the boy aquarium. Love wins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

(That is not my hand)
A scoreboard as the game clock hits :00.0 signaling the end of the game. The left side is the visiting team's logo, a deer head for the iowa heartlanders. Their score is two with 24 shots on goal. The home team logo is on the right side. A C made to look like a cyclone for the Cincinnati cyclones their score is 9 with 36 shots on goal. Someone's hand doing the punk rock emo finger point is ruining the shot as it comes out of nowhere and blocks part of the screen on the left side. They are wearing an apple watch and my last nerve. A hockey rink with the players of the home team wearing amazing pride night shutout the hate jerseys attempting to make a circle at center ice. It isnt going well. Above them, the scoreboard celebrates their win with CYCLONES WIN! In red on the board
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Lights Out by Navessa Allen 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jesus . Okay .
Screenshot of the libby app audiobook screen with the lights out by nemavessa allen cover. The play button reads the End in script
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Clown in a Cornfield2: Frendo Lives by Adam Cesare 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Damn man. This is what america is actually like
Screenshot of the audiobook screen for clown in a cornfield 2 frendo lives. The play button reads "the end" in script
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Love at First Set by Jennifer Dugan 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Every single character is a terrible person and this couple def breaks up within 5 years.
Love at first set cover
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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NOVEMBER 2025 🍂📚
Close up of a shelf of teen fiction books in a new&used bookstore
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Bird.
Somw sort of heron, perhaps a blue, sits on the branch of a tree overlooking a gentle pond. Their neck is folded to rest on their shoulders, as if relaxing but their eyes watch the phototaker with distrust
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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my beloved frosted cranberry energy drink with coconut cold foam has returned from war (seasonal drink menu)
A red and slightly carbonated drink with a white delicious creamy foam is being held up in the drivers seat of a car.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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COMPLETED MY READING GOAL AS HEATED RIVALRY WAS BOOK NUMBER 100 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Screenshot from storygraph app that features a light blue banner at the top that reads "@sweremyjayman's October 2025 wrap-up" along with their profile picture. Below that are four separate boxes in a row. The first is yellow and reads "Books 9" the second is pink and reads "pages 2,443" then mint green that reads "hours 8.73" and finally a gold box that says "av. Rating 4.67" In the next column there is a pink box that reads "highest rated reads" and next to it in a row are the book covers for heated rivalry by rachel reid, crash test by amy james, and buffalo hunter hunter by stephen graham jones, each rated 5.0 stars. Beneath that row is a line of plain text that reads "average book length: 334 pages average time to finish: 7 days" The final section features a pie chart showing genre and it is all pink indicating that all books read during october were fiction. Next to it is a bar graph showing that 6 books were LGBTQIA+, 5 were contemporary, 4 were sports, 4 were romance, and 3 were horror. There is a line graph showing pages read and minites listened by day. Finally, a pie chart reading that 78% of books read were print, 11% was digital, and 11% was audio
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHGHHHV i love them your honor
Cover for heated rivalry by rachel reid
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Read-actions (reading reactions) 💭📚
A statue of a skeletal hand two fingers are curled slightly with the index still outstretched, sitting on the index is a golden moth with a skull instead of a head. Another similar moth sits on the tips of the middle and ring finger that are curled. several skulls are arranged at the base of the statue. Behind the statue is a shelf full of horror books, all spine out. Standing straight up and to the left of the photo are the books: What moves the dead and what feasts at night by t. Kingfisher Camp damascus and bury your gays by chuck tingle Lying on the sides and to the right of the shelf are the books: She is a haunting by trang thanh tran Beholder by ryan la sala The spirit bares its teeth by andrew joseph white The haunting of hill house by shirley jackson Night of the living queers anthology Summer sons by lee mandelo Never whistle at night anthology Things have gotten worse since we last spoke and other stories by eric larocca
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I should have stopped then, too. I had thought about it. But then i wouldnt have been able to read this gem. I think about this knuckle tattoo DAILY.
Ebook text reading: Achilles cracked his knuckles. "DEATH" was spelled out across them. The tattoo ink was faded, which was why I hadn't noticed it before.
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Fuck it, heated rivalry reread at work
Screenshot of the storygraph app opened to the book heated rivalry by rachel reid. It has the new cover featuring cartoon depictions two hockey players during a face off one in yellow and black, one in red and blue. The drop down box to select the status of the book shows "currently reading" and the information says started oct 27, 2025 A copy of heated rivalry by rachel reid sits on a powered down laptop's keyboard with the slacling off worker's reflection in the black screen, they are throwing up a peace sign. An orange with pink butterflies and flowers scamley (fake stanley cup) sits next to it.
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Im jk its a lovely morning these new bad omens songs just give me the morbs
A black and white lab mix breed dog sits on a sidewalk near a flower bed. In the background there are several trees in various fall shades and a fountain from a pond just out of sight. The sun is shining, the dog is cute, everything will be okay
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I think im getting murdered soon i just woke up from a nap
A gray cat with white paws lays on my back, looking into the camera with evil intent his claws are slightly flexed. As a threat.
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Crash Test by Amy James 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Me, sobbing: i don't even follow F1
Cover for the novel crash test by amy james
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

There's blood. There's gore. There's revenge. but absolutely nothing is as horrific as the true history of colonization written within.
Cover for the buffalo hunter hunter by stephen graham jones
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Friday night core
Rolled mollasses cookies dusted in sugar, yet unbaked on plastic wrap sitting on a counter. Behind it is a wine bottle shaped like a black cat and a wine glass filled with white wine.
October 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Man. My bird likes the blackhawks. I gotta throw the whole app away
Screenshot of the finch app after adventure chat. The prompt reads: Minnie is at the united center watching a chicago blackhawks hockey game, "humans are REALLY confused about what animals would play their games, cheep! Everybody knows hawks don't like to ice skate...." followed by a blue cartoon bird wearing a black ball cap, red flower sunglasses, a black hoodie with chicago in red across the chest, and jeans with flowers. The bird is also holding a blue baseball bat in one hand while the other is raised to hold its chin, as if it is thinking. Beside the bird is a spotted dog with a paintbrush and the blade of a hockey stick. The dialogue options to pick from are "right! I bet penguins would be a fitting name then", "should the team be named after finches instead?", and "write your own response" Screenshot of the finch app after adventure chat. The prompt reads: Minnie widens their eyes "hockey looks like a lot of fun, so that's actually a GREAT idea! Do you see how tiny the puck is? It needs someone as tiny as me to get it, cheep!" followed by a blue cartoon bird wearing a black ball cap, red flower sunglasses, a black hoodie with chicago in red across the chest, and jeans with flowers. The bird is also holding a blue baseball bat. Beside the bird is a spotted dog with a paintbrush and the blade of a hockey stick. The stats listed for completeing the interaction are "new discovery: likes chicago hockey game" with the shining star emoji, and "minnie gains +5.2 confidence" with the smiling cowboy hat emoji. There is an option to reflect on the story or be done
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This is what capitalism made me give up this morning btw
Picture of a person's legs covered in a floral patterned quilt, there is a gray and white cat stretched out at the bend of the knee behind the leg, head on the person's calf. In front of the legs, there is a medium sized black lab mix laying down. The bed is so warm and cozy its ridiculous
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Clown in a Cornfiels by Adam Cesare 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Shouting "I KNEW IT" several times but not as loudly or enthusiastically as THAT reveal is truly satisfying.
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Lucky Bounce by Cait Nary 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I love giggling and laughing and kicking my feet
Cover for lucky bounce by cait nary
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Hes fine he's SNORING
The cutest back dog you've ever seen curled up in the corner of a gray couch, his snout resting on the arm rest. He is absolutely ZONKED. A gray and white cat, also super adorable, sleeps stretched out on a pillow behind, also sleeping
October 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM