Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net
Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work.
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Although I shouldn't be surprised, I am surprised Costco sells caskets.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Although I shouldn't be surprised, I am surprised Costco sells caskets.
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Also it's a goose in a ghost costume. Goose gonna bite tf out of whoever put it on them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Also it's a goose in a ghost costume. Goose gonna bite tf out of whoever put it on them.
I'm using possession for everything from now on.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm using possession for everything from now on.
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Stealth handie?
Possession.
Drinking and drugs?
Possession.
Not listening to God or parents?
Possession.
Having your own opinion and thoughts?
Possession.
Possession?
Stealth handie.
See? Nice and easy. Makes the Satanic Panic more friendly.
Possession.
Drinking and drugs?
Possession.
Not listening to God or parents?
Possession.
Having your own opinion and thoughts?
Possession.
Possession?
Stealth handie.
See? Nice and easy. Makes the Satanic Panic more friendly.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Stealth handie?
Possession.
Drinking and drugs?
Possession.
Not listening to God or parents?
Possession.
Having your own opinion and thoughts?
Possession.
Possession?
Stealth handie.
See? Nice and easy. Makes the Satanic Panic more friendly.
Possession.
Drinking and drugs?
Possession.
Not listening to God or parents?
Possession.
Having your own opinion and thoughts?
Possession.
Possession?
Stealth handie.
See? Nice and easy. Makes the Satanic Panic more friendly.
Awkward teens everywhere rejoice in finding a plausible explanation then
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Awkward teens everywhere rejoice in finding a plausible explanation then
This isn't a judgement but I feel like that's one of those things you ought to notice.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This isn't a judgement but I feel like that's one of those things you ought to notice.
Look, we all know what it is and we don't condone it. It is funny though.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Look, we all know what it is and we don't condone it. It is funny though.
It's rather quite easy to be against both usages of AI, actually. It turns out it isn't a binary decision. Whether the institutions are hypocritical is worthy of debate but you don't have to explicitly call out every hypocrisy when talking about a specific point.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's rather quite easy to be against both usages of AI, actually. It turns out it isn't a binary decision. Whether the institutions are hypocritical is worthy of debate but you don't have to explicitly call out every hypocrisy when talking about a specific point.
Yes but make sure it isn't plugged in
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yes but make sure it isn't plugged in
For the youngins that still don't get the joke a house phone is a phone plugged into the wall that isn't portable.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
For the youngins that still don't get the joke a house phone is a phone plugged into the wall that isn't portable.
For the youngins that don't get the joke it's because back in the mesozoic era we had to use the house phone to connect to the internet through ritualistic screaming.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
For the youngins that don't get the joke it's because back in the mesozoic era we had to use the house phone to connect to the internet through ritualistic screaming.
Molly you'll have to make the message as short as possible because I'm waiting for a call from my friend
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Molly you'll have to make the message as short as possible because I'm waiting for a call from my friend
Apropos of, well, that.
A prayer for holiday hospital workers: may your shift be boring, only full of dumbasses that forgot to stretch before football, and people that accidentally fell on the turkey baster...naked, in the name of the lord Caffeine, amen.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Apropos of, well, that.
See, this is why I don't like people
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
See, this is why I don't like people
Respect. Cooking a whole bird is a PITA.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Respect. Cooking a whole bird is a PITA.
Kills more climbers too iirc
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Kills more climbers too iirc
"Yeah yeah so you climbed Everest. That's like saying you won a competition swimming laps in a kiddie pool. You're not a real man unless you climb K2".
I'm not saying it's wise to say that but the responses will be fun at least.
I'm not saying it's wise to say that but the responses will be fun at least.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Yeah yeah so you climbed Everest. That's like saying you won a competition swimming laps in a kiddie pool. You're not a real man unless you climb K2".
I'm not saying it's wise to say that but the responses will be fun at least.
I'm not saying it's wise to say that but the responses will be fun at least.
Hang on now. Have you considered asking Philip if he is in fact a big horn sheep? I bet he has a mighty personality.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hang on now. Have you considered asking Philip if he is in fact a big horn sheep? I bet he has a mighty personality.
Substances not wrong though.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Substances not wrong though.