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synthewriter.bsky.social
Syn
@synthewriter.bsky.social
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Half-Reckless Motorcyclist
Lives with an adorable "shiny" Golden Aussie
General Cute-Single-Bisexual-Dork
Founding Member of the Stalagmates rock climbing group
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synthewriter.bsky.social
Literally crying someone send help I cant possibly leave the house anymore
My pretty 2 year old Golden aussie sits against her favorite armrest atop of two green pillows and stares into your soul, showing intense anxiety about you leaving her all alone. (She is actually just sleepy from zoomies).
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Dude I want to be mad at Bluesky for this but they are just "complying with local laws". But yeah absolutely fuck this and fuck this KWS company. We should all report this to the BBB for the scam it looks like and is.
Going into the process to "verify I am an adult", the company asking to scrape my data is also asking for private banking and government information. Honestly, it looks like a straight up scam.
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Bro this is literally a whole process of giving them consent to scrape for my data.
A screenshot from an email essentially stating that this KWS company will scrape the internet for information related to my existence just to "prove I am an adult". And if it cannot scrape enough information I have to manually load it in.
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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How about we don't and lobby politicians to not listen and fall to the whims of credit card companies and Karens from the land down under?
At the top of my feed was this banner that reads "The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.".
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Suck it nerds my collection is finally complete!!!
In Warframe I, at time of this post, obtained the blueprint for the sword weapon called Broken War, arguably still one of the best sword-class melee weapons in the game, and also the rarest.
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Love this little shitehad.
A black 2 year old Golden Aussie dog naps on a grey faux leather couch, with her head resting on a green pillow.
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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No Homo.
A glass bottle with an emulsion in it, with a white cap on it and writing in sharpie that says "No Homo 0 PSI". No Homo.
August 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
synthewriter.bsky.social
You know of doggo, let me introduce you too:

Longgo.
A black almost 2 year old Golden Aussie puppy who has de ided stretching her body out completely while laying on he back was the comfiest solution to her nap problems. Keep in mind she is about a whole meter long.
August 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I GET 10?!?!
So you know those ornaments for lawns that sway and rock in the wind on a spring people in the USA put out in flower beds and the like? THIS ONE IS A RED AND SILVER DRAGON AND I WANT IT!! If you know where I can get them please DM me.
August 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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When your coin is a meter long and weighs 25kg.
A prim and propper black Golden Aussie good girl lays upon her comfy seat, watching the atrocities her human is committing in Fallout New Vegas. A little shithead black Golden Aussie decides to revert to being a gremlin upon her seat, somehow contorting her body to release energy comparable to the atrocities her human was committing in Fallout New Vegas.
August 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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This little fuck jumpscared me on my morning work meeting. Now it can jumpscare anyone on said meeting.
A small beige spider attempts to hide amongst its web over a computer web camera. It scared me when i lifted the cover.
July 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
synthewriter.bsky.social
Anyway have a peanut.
A black 1.5 year old Australian shepard/Golden Retriever mix dog smiles at you since she is such a good peanut brained shithead.
June 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Yes, I have seen this dog.
The back of a Subaru hatchback with an official sticker, sold through RedBubble by @TinyGayPirate, on the rear window.
May 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
synthewriter.bsky.social
I got the same alert, and this was the end of my street 20 minutes later.
A normally serene picture of modern American suburbia interrupted by a large tan dust cloud.
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Oil changed, chain tightened, chicken strips shamed, rims buffed. She be ready...
A black, red, and white Triumph Daytona Moto2 765 motorcycle hanging out in the garage on its kickstand, having been recently cleaned and maintenenced.
April 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A certain Golden Aussie lays on her back in her cage, normally a sign of her feeling particularly relaxed and safe. But at the same time her head and shoulders are twisted to her right side so that she is effectively also on her side. Tldr: this is not a dog, this is a goose.
March 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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New GC update: the MS is no longer heating the quads up because it can't pull a vacuum. I can't tell if the MS is struggling (the turbo is running at like, 0.1%), or if it's because the stupid vacuum pump is blasting and leaking oil eveywhere. I also managed to snap the front column off the MS.
A white oil rotary vacuum pump sits near a wall, with tubing all around it along with a slightly visible haze of oil mist that has been leaking out and burning for about 3 minutes prior to the picture being taken.
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Having spent over 1000 hours honing skills and equipment, the flaming cyborg knees. Engulfed in a torrent of heat she, and her piloting Tenno, has reached and qualified for the highest distinction of level. MR30. Another true Warframe veteran, has been forged.
March 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Honestly I didn't think I'd see Volt in my top 5, figured it would have been Excalibur.
An overview of my Warframe account for the year of 2024. It includes various statistics such as favorite companion, number of formas used, amount of focused earned, and total kills. An overview of my Warframe account for the year of 2024. It includes various statistics such as my top 5 frames, favorite weapon, and amount of mastery rank gained.
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I love my dog.
A comfy black Golden Aussie pup with mantis paws, ears thrown back, and a hard to see smile as she lays on the couch like the peanut brained baby she is.
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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You guys ever had Eren Yeager watching as you do stuff in a department-wide spreadsheet?
A screenshot of a very important spreadsheet used by several departments at my work contains a screen short of Attack on Titan protagonist, Eren Yeager, staring intensely at where my selection cursor ended up being placed as I was doing my work.
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Dude I can't catch a break with this GC look what thr fucking syringe is doing now. Why the bubbles now?!?! I just want it to suck on some vanilla extract is that too much to ask?
A glass syringe with 0.5 microliters of liquid sample and 1000000 liters of air that isn't supposed to be in the syringe. Okay it's not actually 10000 liters but still the air isn't supoose to be in there.
December 31, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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The peanut had some hairs cut
A freshly trimmed, bathed, dried, and brushed Golden Aussie stands at the backdoor, looking mighty upset her owner gave her a trim.
December 30, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Just learned that Illinois is following some other states in having a state flag rebrand. My three picks in no particular order are the centennial, colum 1 row 4, and column 2 row 2.
A selection of flags proposed to replace the current Illinois state flag. As pertains to the post, my favorite are the first row fourth column (a 3:1 design with two horizontal white bars with a navy blue bar in the middle, with a thin blue bar running through the white bars, and a large white star surrounded by a circle of small stars in the blue bar), or colum 2 row 2 (a light blue bar taking up the upper 2/3 of the flag while the bottom is a navy blue, with 4 thin navy blue bars crossing into a white and blue wheel spoke looking design). I also like the designs of column 1 rows 2 and 3. 2 has a blue background with a circle of white stars surrounding a white Illinois with Abe Lincoln's profile in the middle. 3 has Abe Lincoln's profile in blue on the left side of the flag, the state shape on the right in red, and a middle portion in white that might be the Mississippi. A design for the 1918 centennial Illinois flag, with a 3:1 orientation with two white horizontal bars and one navy blue bar in between. One large white star is placed on the left side of the flag in the blue, while 10 stars in a 4>3>2>1 step pattern is mirrored vertically on the white bars.
December 30, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Sleepy peanut
My peanut brained black Golden Aussie had fun outside chasing turkeys, and while listening to sleepy lofi music she laid down and propped herself against my leg I was playing Warframe and was slowly passing out.
December 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM