Tail Wagging Dog
tailwaggingdog.bsky.social
Tail Wagging Dog
@tailwaggingdog.bsky.social
People First. Try thinking, it's fab:
75m voted D; 77m voted against their own interests and 89m eligible voters chose not to vote at all. Presently, the future is not bright, it's dark orange.
What's that? Healthcare cover, social security, food stamps?

Only for the rich elite, I'm afraid.

Come back once you've been invited to the ballroom.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wall St say 'Enough is Never Enough'!

50 year mortgage? You little people are stupid enough to buy it!

Our American dream is your nightmare.

Get a 50 year debt contract whilst stocks last. Currently 0.01% off the normal interest rate of 9.999% for life!

Hahahaha. Let's go down to Mar A Large Oh.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Hang on! This needs to be put in a gold frame on the Resolute desk so the leaders of the world’s dodgy countries and companies know who they are dealing with.

Carney’s PhD in economics, Starmer, knighted by the Queen and Mertz, lawyer and pilot, can’t compete.

Cat. Dog. Mum. Bus. Crypto.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Reminds me of the Romanian Nicolae Ceausescu palace-residence.

Because, of course, El Presidente has to first get his priorities sorted before bothering with the little people, if at all. ‘Heck, let’s cut healthcare, us elite don’t need it’.
September 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Seeing the Dept of Edn being dismantled we tried to contact the Sec. State for Edn to enquire about next steps?

Unfortunately she was organising a mud-wrestling match at The Rose Garden Club. We then asked this bottle of A1 sauce what its views on AI were? Sadly we got the same response

nothing
September 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Ugly Fruit has an orange hue.
September 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Customer service here:

Pay Up - we have people to feed!
September 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Only chimpanzees were allowed in the public gallery, because they are known to be more open-minded than MAGA supporters, and even they had troubler believing what they were witnessing.

Here's a live shot from the hearing that just came through:
August 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Disagree.
August 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Animal Farm indeed.
July 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Greed? What’s for lunch? Always lots of room for more. More cash more food more cash and more wealth. Luv it. We want more. We deserve more. We need more. The rest of you are nobody. More, more, give us more. Enough is never enough.
June 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Okay, that'll be a No Deal then please Bob.
June 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Goal: 90 deals in 90 days.

Current status at day 65: Er, ooh, aah, erm...

New book coming soon: The Art of The No Deal

Followed by: Get Rich Real Quick - The Art of The Crypto
June 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Say what?
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Members of today's republican party meet to discuss next steps on the ruinous BFUB:
June 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
And exactly why do you accuse me drinking out of the water fountain again?

Do you have any evidence ? You don't have any, do you?
June 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil

House republican response to the so called BBB

These ‘representatives' are unrepresentative

Their self-interest and fealty means more to them than the safety of the country

When the opportunity arises, such betrayal must be banished from all levels of gov
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
May 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Every rule/process can now be abused, manipulated, leveraged, weaponised, biased and used to discriminate

There is little left, if anything, that has not been taken over. Without an effective overhaul of these decrepit systems it's hard to see how fair progress can ever be made

Rotten to the core.
May 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Rotting, to the core.
May 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Rotting, to the core.
May 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The majority of Canada would like to say a bigly thank you and shout out to the 'Time Person Of The Year'!

What impeccable judgement by all concerned.

Caution: Genius at work!
April 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Turns out Time Person of the Year, the smartest person in the history of the world, THEY SAY, who without ever reading a book or showing knowledge of anything, has managed to fool the entire business world, long-standing allies and crashed the economy in just 80 days. Hurrah for the poorly educated.
April 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Spanish Civil War: 1936-1939 (Anthony Beevor, Chapter 4)

''They were to be the last free elections for 40 years''.

''The depth of feeling on both sides was too strong....to allow democracy to work''.

An estimated 500,000 died. Really hoping things can be turned around here.
April 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Joint Session of Congress, 4th March 2025:

Convicted felon Trump to Roberts:

“Thank you, thank you again, I won’t forget it".

Honest, decent and fair American people to Roberts:

“You and your cohort have brought disaster to OUR country. We,The People, will never, ever forget you".
April 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM