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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-sno... ray winstone the genie: the fuck you want Jason statham: nothin mate ray winstone genie: you rubbed the fuckin lamp ya twat Jason statham: i didn't rub the fuckin lamp! Genies are haram! ray winstone genie: *points with cig* don't. raise. ya fuckin voice. at me [replying] YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social ray winstone genie: now who the fuck is this gentleman here russell brand: *weird whining voice* they calls me the monkey, bruv. on account of i got a monkey on me back eheheheheh ray winstone genie: don't fuckin speak to me son November 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Dan (jolly version) @shOrtshine.bsky.social Nardwuar: April 19, 2044! Me: Uhh, I'm not sure... Nardwuar: The date when you will.... Me: …....... Nardwuar: 🤓 Me: The date when I will what? Nardwuar: 🤓 Me [tearing up]: The date when I will what, Nardwuar? November 27, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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merritt k @merrittk.com every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it February 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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