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“ohh i love the summer, i love the heat, i love sunshine, i love when the sun is everywhere” that’s a flawed mindset. that’s chaotic anxious attachment. that’s spiritual psychosis. that’s an incorrect opinion. that’s propaganda. that’s a personal attack.

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Aug 23

when a car cuts me off in LA i can only assume it’s because they want to drive into the ocean faster than me

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Aug 19

what even are the jobs

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Aug 17

would you rather be right or would you rather be happy? would you rather be sad, or sad in a happy way. would you rather be upset or I am upset

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jul 27

the leading cause of tension headaches (a buildup of pain juice in that one spot) could easily be treated by injecting a long needle into the spot and extracting all the pain juice. where do I get this done

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jul 26

you know what man we’re all tired of your shit so why don’t you row row row your ass gently down the stream

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jul 22

California. Los Angeles. a cesspool of crime and and sin. the perfect place to build my new diner which was inspired by my car which was inspired by my combusting rockets. finally, a place to eat in LA that isn’t good

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

RIP Brian Wilson he didn’t surf but he knew the power of the wave

text with my dad where he shared a YT tribute to Brian Wilson and said there there were surfers in the tribute “but he didn’t surf (but he knew the power of the wave)”

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jul 2

i’m looking to imprison and torture 1 person for 1 year, because in my imagination they took a job from me that i never wanted. I’m willing to spend my full average US annual salary to do this

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 28

one $36 way to fix your summer is go to an amc and get a tub of popcorn and a large freestyle drink with coke plus a little peach flavored coke plus a little cream soda mixed in and watch a screening of jaws in one of the theaters with the huge chairs

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 28

Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 28

“do you ever feel like you’re just floating through life” yeah obviously? what the fuck? what am i supposed to feel like i’m doing skiing through it?

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 21

most surprising thing about the materialists to me is that it does not take place during the summer of 2001

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 21

i have to see the jeremy allen white movie because it’s about my boss and one of my quarterly goals

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 20

this sucks!

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 20

can I get a charcoal, hot, whole milk, extra shot of charcoal. Huxley. name is Huxley. Huxley, with an H

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · Jun 20

hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place

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