Orihimes knowing grin at Karin's shaky legs makes them realize that ther Hime-nee is more observant than they realized

Fucking so hard they break the rock they're on and find a crystal geode, with which they make their wedding rings

Yessssssssssssss

Karin & Yuzu SUPER happy to have a reliable female figure in their lives (even if Karin's shy about admiting that)

Orihime would totally LOVE being a big sister and would take to it with such enthusiasm and gusto that even if she goofs its so earnest that her sisters dont mind

Orihime, a grown and mature woman,

Hides a strapon under their pillows.

Just because she's an airhead ditz doesn't mean she can't pick up on the sexual tension, and Chizuru owes her PLENTY of favors for her behavior in high school

Her little sisters unable to look at her makes her laugh so hard

When they finally realize? Oh its on the spot, like they're not even naked just have to be connected RIGHT NOW

Ichigo is best big brother number 1 with a bullet point.

And when he marries Orihime, they tell her too.

She couldn't be happier to be a big sister and join ichigo in protecting their secret

Hime-nee hugs make everything better, even if she cooks weird shit

Not before advising them to keep the volume down.

He narrowly dodges the soccer ball fired at his head, but it's the ladle that nails him in the face as he turns to tease.

The twins are blushing atomic red, and Yuzu seems to barely realize that she actually hit him.

Eh, he deserved it.

Karin asks what he means by that and he's just like,

"Gotta know when I need to be fitted for a tuxedo. Who am I walking down the aisle?"

Yuzu tackle hugs him and Karin starts wailing on his back for scaring her so badly.

After a soggy but relieved talk, he heads home.

So he runs interference secretly

Right up until they decide to reveal their secret and he asks when the wedding is.

Karin goes stone still, and Yuzu nearly collapses.

Longer than you think, but that's because they're too dense to see that they WANT each other.

YEsyesyesyesyesyes

Like, Isshin is too goofy to notice, and Ichigo picks up on it but after some serious internal struggle, he's like, eh, could be worse.

He scares the shit out of them when at breakfast at their house one day he asks when the wedding is.

playing lazy grabass in the morning, letting the eggs burn because they're too busy languidly making out against the countertop

moving their beds together in the master bedroom to sleep together

calling each other "MRS. *last name*" and giggling and blushing over it

They bring a note to Goodwitch the next day that says "Ruby Rose is excused from class due to being fucked unconcious and overdosing on cum"

Glynda just rubs her forehead and asks to be invited next time