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Alex ✨❤️‍🔥
@taylorsroomba.swifties.social
Canadian Senior Swiftie (35), everwhore, Arlington N1 & N2, NOLA N1, Vancouver N1
I’ve mostly avoided substack hot takes about TLOAS but inadvertently clicked on one today and….

People actually think that desiring to have children with the man you love is…conservative???
a man with a beard is holding a cup of coffee
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It should be illegal to wear Pink Sugar on a flight.
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
TTPD had 31 songs and TLOAS 12, so everyone has a birthday mashup.

The Albatross x Eldest Daughter 😭
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It’s Thanksgiving and I just saw that my sister reposted a tik tok about being the kind of girl who listens to Cardi B instead of Taylor and I’m gonna start a fight about it
October 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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the concept of her giving him the only key she has to her safe space 🥹
October 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Dancing through the lightning strikes” is the perfect description for how Travis Kelce has handled the seismic attention on him & Taylor. Just handling the madness with ease and joy.
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Taylor Swift is my favourite rapper
October 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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cancelled! is for the girlies who met their best friends in the places they never should have been in the first place (it’s me)
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Being the same age as Taylor is great because she gives me personalized songs for my big dick energy IDGAF late 30s era
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Taylor saying “I protect the family” 6 times in father figure for her 6 stolen albums oh her brain
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is anyone else listening to TTPD and being super emo about it 😭😭 like I’m feeling the first listen all over again and overwhelmed that I’ll get to have this feeling again with new songs
October 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Gonna be a long week my dudes
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is the allotment for Canada one album per province cause like…that was ridiculous
September 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Living in pacific time zone is all fun and games until all of your friends are done work and sending you a thousand messages while you’re trapped in meetings for another three hours
September 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Weird that a business like Flamingo Estate - whose entire business model is built on partnerships with celebrities to sell luxury goods - would shade incredibly talented independent jeweler Kindred Lubeck’s work, on someone else’s engagement post?
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We’re all gonna look real silly when “wood” is about Taylor’s newest hobby: smoking meats.
September 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I don’t understand football that well, but based on the Chiefs’ current performance I think Taylor could book the Super Bowl halftime show with no concerns about conflicts
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
And when she walks down the aisle to a string quartet version of Mary’s Song? What then.
August 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We should have known he had tricks up his sleeve when he worse the mastermind stage in Italy
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy “I bet you think about me” day to Swifties with vendettas
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ALT: a man in a red suit is peeking out from behind a wall while a woman sits on a couch .
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Kindred Lubeck posted this ring in Sept 2024 and I’m calling it that this was some of the inspo for the actual engagement ring Travis helped design
August 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Guys I panicked and bought her engagement dress
August 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Second responders coming in as we speak
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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i’m legit happier for them that i would be if i were the one engaged
August 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I was on the phone with my insurance agent when the news dropped and we both gasped
August 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM