Still Stevas
tcfka-stevas.bsky.social
Still Stevas
@tcfka-stevas.bsky.social
Stevas was born of a jackal and raised by wolves - but that don't mean it's evil!*
It DOES, however, mean it's capable of licking its own genitalia. And is easily distracted by bones.
Which is often quite unfortunate, tbh.
*doesn't mean it's not, either
For anyone whining about how those decisions always go Madrid's way... You're aware the rest of the UK knows you as liVARpool, right?
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Welp, it's clear to me now that the stock market is more of a joke than it's ever been, and is in the process of pricing in america being a clownshow cuntry ran by pretend humans... so I guess I'm back in then?

Short it all now, everyone
March 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Look at him.
Gaze in awe at his majesty.
Two weeks after this photo, he is gone. Kidney disease.
I am lost now.
Don't feel like I do.
Don't feel you should have noticed the little things they did differently.
Notice them.
Notice them, or forever regret it.
March 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Now all the conspiracy theory morons are in charge, and have access to everything that was supposedly being kept from them... How come we aren't seeing them shouting how they were right all along from the rooftops, eh?
March 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Anyone who is clearly an advocate of eugenics... would be - under that - the first requiring eradication from the gene pool.
March 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we filled the internet with whining.
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hey, cunts of the world.

If you voted right wing or conservative in the past 20 years, this shit that is going down in trumpland is all on you too.
I don't care what your justification was at the time. You're a cunt.

Own what you are, humans.
March 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Everyone referring to what happened as Zelenskyy's "humiliation", doesn't understand what happened, doesn't fully comprehend the meaning of the word, and - most importantly of all - are all weapons grade fucking cunts.

Guardian UK, looking at you, boy (among others)
March 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remember when everyone was laughing at Vance for VP, thinking the choice would massively backfire?

Good times
March 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
-Reply to a blocked post
Me: What else have you done?
Other than whine on social media, I mean.

americanslol
February 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Fuck these fascists enacting a tech coup on my beloved country..."
*glances nervously towards gun rack on wall*
"Imma... Uhhhh... Imma gonna not buy anything for a day! Yeah! That'll -"
*checks Facebook again*
"- send a message that something something price gouging something"

americanslol
February 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"Truth-seeker"
a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face .
ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Asking AI: "cat frothing at mouth after medicine" =

Disguise the taste: Try hiding the pill in a small amount of food like wet cat food or a treat to mask the taste.
Pill pockets: Consider using pill pockets designed for cats to make medication administration easier.

Fuck off AI, you full of shit
February 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"And you know, they say movies often mirror real life... Just look at that Hannibal Lecter, lovely guy, good friend of mine... and I was watching one the other night - The Purge I think it's called; there's been a few I believe - and it got me thinking... Maybe that's not such a bad idea, america."
February 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Utter State of America, more like
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching Night Agent, and even the slightest hint of competence from anyone involved just comes across as quaintly ridiculous now
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Beating man utd FOUR times this season - one of those times meaning they therefore win a European cup... But still getting relegated?

I know it's unlikely given the league standings but, man... Surely that's the most spurs thing they can do now, right?
February 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
At this point RockStar must be going back to the drawing board by the hour, right?
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why is my feed suddenly all wrestling?
I mean, I like wrestling, just... surely something else is going on somewhere?
February 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
IT MUST BE THE BALL
IT MUST BE THE BALL
MIKEL ARTETA
IT MUST BE THE BALL

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
MIKEL ARTETA
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
February 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
As far as I can see, the americans opposing the current admin (because: nazis/fascists), are gonna wait for the americans who voted in the nazi/fascist admin to wake up to the fact they're... what, nazis/fascists supporting a nazi/fascist regime?

Something something did I get this right something
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh, there's WWE on right now?
/Switches on
/Immediately sees Logan Paul trying to act
/Switches off
/Remembers to not do that again
February 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If this is how it turns out when a god blesses your country, maybe re-evaluate who you're asking and what you're asking for
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh, look, that thing where someone runs headfirst under a wrestling ring is on again - I'll watch until that happens, I guess
February 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
IT'S IN THE GAME

What? It isn't? Did we forget, or... Larry? LARRY. Get over here... this one is telling me it isn't actually in the game? Uh-huh. Right. But we said it was? Ok. So what now? Oh really? I see - I'll pass that on...

Hey.
... Larry tells me we already got your money, so: fuck off?
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM