Tea Pain
@teapainusa.bsky.social
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
"P.S.S. I am a very smart person, not a stupid person. I get MRIs but never know what they're for."
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"P.S.S. I am a very smart person, not a stupid person. I get MRIs but never know what they're for."
Whiskey Pete just double-tapped Admiral Bradley.
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Whiskey Pete just double-tapped Admiral Bradley.
When you're 38% in a Fox News poll...
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When you're 38% in a Fox News poll...
Trump just took a giant dump on his own party, blaming them for the shut down.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Trump just took a giant dump on his own party, blaming them for the shut down.
Every time Trump gets his panties in a wad and raises tariffs, American's pay the price and our former reliable trading partners run into the waiting arms of China.
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Every time Trump gets his panties in a wad and raises tariffs, American's pay the price and our former reliable trading partners run into the waiting arms of China.
Hear that, Pam Bondi! Trump wants you to arrest whoever was president on January 6, 2021!
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hear that, Pam Bondi! Trump wants you to arrest whoever was president on January 6, 2021!
You were president on Jan 6th, Puddin’ Brain.
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You were president on Jan 6th, Puddin’ Brain.
We’d prefer to be able to afford groceries.
September 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We’d prefer to be able to afford groceries.
If Trump has solved the "illegal alien" issue, then why are they still claiming illegals are our biggest problem?
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If Trump has solved the "illegal alien" issue, then why are they still claiming illegals are our biggest problem?
The Dallas shooter is Joshua Jahn. He ain't a minority. He ain't transgender. He ain't an immigrant. Yet another white kid with a serious gun fixation.
September 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Dallas shooter is Joshua Jahn. He ain't a minority. He ain't transgender. He ain't an immigrant. Yet another white kid with a serious gun fixation.
Who out there is old enough to remember when Republicans lost their minds when Bill Clinton talked to his attorney general for five minutes on an airport runway?
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Who out there is old enough to remember when Republicans lost their minds when Bill Clinton talked to his attorney general for five minutes on an airport runway?
Trump tweetin' last night.
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Trump tweetin' last night.
We now know Kirk shooter Tyler Robinson followed Laura Loomer on X. Is this the tweet that pushed him over the edge?
September 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We now know Kirk shooter Tyler Robinson followed Laura Loomer on X. Is this the tweet that pushed him over the edge?
Help Tea Pain out. Does this look like a minority or transgender shooter? Hmmm.
September 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Help Tea Pain out. Does this look like a minority or transgender shooter? Hmmm.
What's the sound of a weak leader doin' absolutely nothing sound like?
This 👇
This 👇
September 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What's the sound of a weak leader doin' absolutely nothing sound like?
This 👇
This 👇
Future generations will read about this in their history books as the period known as the “American Dark Ages”
September 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Future generations will read about this in their history books as the period known as the “American Dark Ages”
Trump ain’t even a crunchy taco, because the soft ones fold easier.
September 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Trump ain’t even a crunchy taco, because the soft ones fold easier.
While looking like death on a cracker.
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
While looking like death on a cracker.
This seems exceptionally unhinged, even for Trump.
August 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This seems exceptionally unhinged, even for Trump.
This guy picks his teeth with stalactites.
August 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This guy picks his teeth with stalactites.
Well! If a known perjurer and sex offender says it to get a pardon, that's good enough for me!
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Well! If a known perjurer and sex offender says it to get a pardon, that's good enough for me!
The flames in the background is democracy burning.
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The flames in the background is democracy burning.
“How dare Zelensky trick my best friend Vlad into invading Ukraine!”
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“How dare Zelensky trick my best friend Vlad into invading Ukraine!”