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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jul 1

Why would I spend $75 on a perfume to smell like Donald Trump when I could just piss myself in a McDonald's for free.

TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jun 30

If you ask me it's a pretty fucking weird country where speaking up against genocide is punished but supporting genocide is celebrated but that's just me idk

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jun 29

Elon Musk had to buy a website and a presidency to get people to talk to him.
Jeff Bezos had to invite 200 famous strangers to his wedding.
If you can go down to the pub with a few mates for a bit you are definitely winning here.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Jun 11

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jun 12

It's definitely time to stop using 'Breaking news' and replace it with 'Fucking hell what now'

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · May 29

You may think you're not very good at your job but you probably didn't buy an election, buy yourself a job in government, did so badly that everyone on the internet bullied you and then got fired in 3 months so give yourself a break.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · May 26

Sounds good let it die. AI is theft and laziness disguised as innovation.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Apr 21

Not sure about you but if I were JD Vance and managed to bore the pope to death with one conversation I'd probably start re-evaluating some things.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Apr 2

You can't even be a ketamine addled eugenics obsessed Nazi anymore damn the woke mind virus

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Mar 22

Spotted in Paris

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Mar 16

We have to live in this ridiculous nightmare future where the villains are in charge, people can live stream war crimes and bigotry is on the rise again of course everyone is depressed.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Mar 6

"What's your #WorldBookDay costume?"
"Hemingway"
"You're just drunk at 10am"
"correct"

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Mar 1

JD vance and Donald Trump prepare to meet President Zelensky (2025)

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · Feb 19

They screwed this all up.

Lionel Hutz holding up an ad that says "More egg" and "No plane crash." After writing on it with a red pen it now says "More egg? No, plane crash!"

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Feb 19

Ah yes the bananas person did another bananas thing. The bananas person elected by bananas people whose whole thing was 'I'm bananas' and now people are surprised that he's absolutely bananas.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Feb 14

Roses are red
Violets are plants
The apathy towards rising levels of fascism and nationalism within our society means there’s no longer any time for romance

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Feb 4

Was chatting to a woman I don't know in the work lift today about dogs (no idea how it started but never mind) and as she left the left she said "Have a good boy" and as the lift doors closed I heard her say "what is wrong with me" so my thoughts are with her today.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jan 29

Almost like it's completely unethical to use someone else's work to create something that only benefits you hey

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · Jan 29

OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor

https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6

OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor

White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft

www.ft.com

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · Jan 27

OpenAI: China stole our tech!!

Luddites: Oh weird how'd you make your tech in the first place

OpenAI: 😡

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jan 23

January started 8 months ago. We have all lived through decades of trauma already this year. Everyone is tired. Everyone needs a holiday. Everyone is broke. Everyone needs a little nap. Help.

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jan 20

Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jan 20

If I didn't want people to keep calling me a nazi I would stop doing nazi things

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jan 20

um

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Channel 4 @channel4.bsky.social · Jan 20

If you don’t fancy watching the Inauguration tonight we are showing 24 hours in police custody at the same time which we aren’t saying is connected in any way shape or form…

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · Jan 20

You: "Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year"
Me, an intellectual: "Every day of the year is a nightmare as we are currently living in the hellscape timeline and to say one day is worse than the others means you haven't been paying attention for the last decade"

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Channel 4 @channel4.bsky.social · Jan 14

Mark Zuckerberg says companies need more 'Masculine energy' so at 8pm tonight we will be playing a massive dad sneeze instead of an advert break.

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