Tom Fitzer
@technoir1984.bsky.social
All gambling should have to be done in a smoke filled casino, surrounded by nearly dead old people hitting the "Spin" button on a "Wizard of Oz" themed slot machine. As God intended.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All gambling should have to be done in a smoke filled casino, surrounded by nearly dead old people hitting the "Spin" button on a "Wizard of Oz" themed slot machine. As God intended.
It goddamn well better stick in the rotation.
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It goddamn well better stick in the rotation.
I would assume we will also get 50s style commercials where 4 out of 5 doctors recommend a certain brand?
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I would assume we will also get 50s style commercials where 4 out of 5 doctors recommend a certain brand?
The perfect analogy of America right now is only being able to get the Village People to perform for the end of the show.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The perfect analogy of America right now is only being able to get the Village People to perform for the end of the show.
I watched the entire two hours of the draw, and was alternating between laughing at the absurdity of it and holding my head in my hands because of the cringiness. I'm surprised they didn't reanimate Kissinger's corpse for a part of it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I watched the entire two hours of the draw, and was alternating between laughing at the absurdity of it and holding my head in my hands because of the cringiness. I'm surprised they didn't reanimate Kissinger's corpse for a part of it.
I've seen some wild propaganda in my time, but this was on another level.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've seen some wild propaganda in my time, but this was on another level.
Did they reanimate Kissinger's corpse and give the award to him?
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Did they reanimate Kissinger's corpse and give the award to him?
Can this statue shoot rapists in the dick?
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Can this statue shoot rapists in the dick?
Your welcome! He's my favorite TV character for a reason.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Your welcome! He's my favorite TV character for a reason.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FvW... Every single time I hear the name Kenneth Starr, I started singing along with 'Ol Bill McNeal here.
Bill McNeal singing and playing the piano
YouTube video by Štumfni Janez
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November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FvW... Every single time I hear the name Kenneth Starr, I started singing along with 'Ol Bill McNeal here.
The man is a terrible excuse for a human being, but goddamn, he does dress insanely well.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The man is a terrible excuse for a human being, but goddamn, he does dress insanely well.
If he comes up with the game tied in the bottom of the 9th, there's no way Toronto can pitch to him, right?
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If he comes up with the game tied in the bottom of the 9th, there's no way Toronto can pitch to him, right?
Sometimes people do stuff that transcends people's interests.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sometimes people do stuff that transcends people's interests.
Absolutely perfect comparison.
October 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Absolutely perfect comparison.
This doesn't make any sense. It's ONE guy.
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This doesn't make any sense. It's ONE guy.
We probably have to shut the sport down, right? There's only down from here.
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We probably have to shut the sport down, right? There's only down from here.
And in the clinching game of the NLCS to boot!
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
And in the clinching game of the NLCS to boot!
I'd have a hard time arguing with you.
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'd have a hard time arguing with you.