Sometimes Known As Teddy
@teddyalt.bsky.social
I love cum and want to see yours. DMs open and welcome. 40something. he/him. Chicago. I love you, but I’m not subscribing to your OnlyFans.
Banner art by Ego Rodriguez.
Banner art by Ego Rodriguez.
Hey there sexy. 👋😉
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hey there sexy. 👋😉
Objectively the best kind of stroke. And you look fucking hot doing it here. 🥵
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Objectively the best kind of stroke. And you look fucking hot doing it here. 🥵
Looks perfect. 😉
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks perfect. 😉
How will I know for sure unless I verify myself? 😉
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
How will I know for sure unless I verify myself? 😉
I mean, I’m right here you don’t need to yell… 😈
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I mean, I’m right here you don’t need to yell… 😈
Right?!? 🍆💦💦💦
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Right?!? 🍆💦💦💦
Where do I apply? 🥵
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Where do I apply? 🥵
Handsome as fuck.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Handsome as fuck.
Fuck that’s nice. Woof!
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fuck that’s nice. Woof!
I’m usually doing the same thing! 😂 But at least now I know where to look out for you both to introduce myself. 😉
November 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m usually doing the same thing! 😂 But at least now I know where to look out for you both to introduce myself. 😉
Thanks sexy. I’ll have to keep an eye out for you around town. In Chicago as well. 😉
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Thanks sexy. I’ll have to keep an eye out for you around town. In Chicago as well. 😉
Where do I sign up? 😈
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Where do I sign up? 😈
This is adorable.
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is adorable.
Woof. And I mean that applied to EVERYTHING in this picture.
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Woof. And I mean that applied to EVERYTHING in this picture.
You’re welcome to use mine. 😉
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You’re welcome to use mine. 😉
Yes fucking please sexy. I’d love that.
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes fucking please sexy. I’d love that.