You couldn't beat an admission like this out of most people
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You couldn't beat an admission like this out of most people
So sometimes, self-immolation is not by fire?
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So sometimes, self-immolation is not by fire?
W...what's up Duo? We're cool, right?
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
W...what's up Duo? We're cool, right?
My "we do not have a gloryhole" PSA has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my PSA
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My "we do not have a gloryhole" PSA has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my PSA
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Wrong about everything: Brianna Wu
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Wrong about everything: Brianna Wu
Just discovered Elephant Graveyard. Please be patient with me in this trying time.
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Just discovered Elephant Graveyard. Please be patient with me in this trying time.
I'm watching the craziest vampire movie tonight, these 2 guys are attacking the vampire brothel with super soakers of holy water and the vampire girls are all exploding and Corey Haim just melted.
I thought it was Lost Boys but it's actually Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.
I thought it was Lost Boys but it's actually Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm watching the craziest vampire movie tonight, these 2 guys are attacking the vampire brothel with super soakers of holy water and the vampire girls are all exploding and Corey Haim just melted.
I thought it was Lost Boys but it's actually Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.
I thought it was Lost Boys but it's actually Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.
Remember, remember, the whatever of October
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Remember, remember, the whatever of October
Made some potatoes and sprouts today at a community kitchen. I probably doubled my lifetime total of brussel sprouts in a few hours. Annoyed the kitchen head by only addressing her as CHEF.
Doing some 'teering
Doing some 'teering
October 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Made some potatoes and sprouts today at a community kitchen. I probably doubled my lifetime total of brussel sprouts in a few hours. Annoyed the kitchen head by only addressing her as CHEF.
Doing some 'teering
Doing some 'teering
Alright folks we're doing some 'teering today
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Alright folks we're doing some 'teering today
The perils of not cleaning your room
October 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The perils of not cleaning your room
I had a severe concussion in 2017
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I had a severe concussion in 2017
They're calling it Kirkchella over there
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They're calling it Kirkchella over there
My wife bought me a "dog walker" and I'm pretty sure that if I smoked this whole thing while walking a dog I would die. The smell is incredible though.
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My wife bought me a "dog walker" and I'm pretty sure that if I smoked this whole thing while walking a dog I would die. The smell is incredible though.
Going to be an especially spooky Halloween this year!
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Going to be an especially spooky Halloween this year!
"oh no, not like that"
be for real, please!
be for real, please!
September 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"oh no, not like that"
be for real, please!
be for real, please!
Coworker made me a medal tonight
But it's complete bullshit 😡 I didn't even get to have a bite
But it's complete bullshit 😡 I didn't even get to have a bite
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Coworker made me a medal tonight
But it's complete bullshit 😡 I didn't even get to have a bite
But it's complete bullshit 😡 I didn't even get to have a bite
