ted
@tedisnotblue.bsky.social
rene, he/him. attention whore since 2003. idk twitter hasn't been hitting lately
y'all ever have a sneezing fit so diabolical that your anus starts hurting
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
y'all ever have a sneezing fit so diabolical that your anus starts hurting
poppers from wolt
save me poppers from wolt
save me poppers from wolt
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
poppers from wolt
save me poppers from wolt
save me poppers from wolt
veits irooniline et just siis kui ma eestisse tagasi jõuan annab mulle ***** ick-i
July 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
veits irooniline et just siis kui ma eestisse tagasi jõuan annab mulle ***** ick-i
ppl who loudly talk on the phone on the bus,,,,,
respectfully, kys <3
respectfully, kys <3
April 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
ppl who loudly talk on the phone on the bus,,,,,
respectfully, kys <3
respectfully, kys <3
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trust me
my ass IS hairy
my ass IS hairy
February 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
trust me
my ass IS hairy
my ass IS hairy
today has felt like a whole week
i stg i just wanna go home, eat and sleep
i stg i just wanna go home, eat and sleep
February 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
today has felt like a whole week
i stg i just wanna go home, eat and sleep
i stg i just wanna go home, eat and sleep
if you're sick you need to get a doctor's note they said!!! it's a quick and easy process they said!!!
🤩🤩🤩
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February 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
if you're sick you need to get a doctor's note they said!!! it's a quick and easy process they said!!!
🤩🤩🤩
🤩🤩🤩
we need more hairy buttcheeks in drag
February 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
we need more hairy buttcheeks in drag
what is it with guys and taking borderline medical dick pics
i'm not your doctor, why are you sending me these
i'm not your doctor, why are you sending me these
February 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
what is it with guys and taking borderline medical dick pics
i'm not your doctor, why are you sending me these
i'm not your doctor, why are you sending me these
taking a shit so intense i need to take my shirt off
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
taking a shit so intense i need to take my shirt off
BEGONE
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BEGONE
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
i wanna go back in time and give whoever first invented falafel the most toe curling sloppy oral ever
they REALLY cooked w that
they REALLY cooked w that
February 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i wanna go back in time and give whoever first invented falafel the most toe curling sloppy oral ever
they REALLY cooked w that
they REALLY cooked w that
god bless lentil soup
February 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
god bless lentil soup
if i had a nickel for every time i walked through the red light district of amsterdam without wearing underwear, i'd have 2 nickels
February 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
if i had a nickel for every time i walked through the red light district of amsterdam without wearing underwear, i'd have 2 nickels
desperate men are kinda cute sometimes
like, awwwww you want that cookie so badddd
like, awwwww you want that cookie so badddd
February 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
desperate men are kinda cute sometimes
like, awwwww you want that cookie so badddd
like, awwwww you want that cookie so badddd
lowballing sex workers is the lamest shit anyone can do
all tea all shade
all tea all shade
February 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
lowballing sex workers is the lamest shit anyone can do
all tea all shade
all tea all shade
farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and
February 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and
,,,,,,,, what am i looking at
February 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
,,,,,,,, what am i looking at
i hate it when i have to get up early for an 8 am lecture only to have no other classes the rest of the day
cuz like,,,,,, i am not gonna be a person for most of the day now since i had to get up so early
that's a whole day wasted
fuck youuuu
cuz like,,,,,, i am not gonna be a person for most of the day now since i had to get up so early
that's a whole day wasted
fuck youuuu
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i hate it when i have to get up early for an 8 am lecture only to have no other classes the rest of the day
cuz like,,,,,, i am not gonna be a person for most of the day now since i had to get up so early
that's a whole day wasted
fuck youuuu
cuz like,,,,,, i am not gonna be a person for most of the day now since i had to get up so early
that's a whole day wasted
fuck youuuu
shitting so hard i had to strip naked
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
shitting so hard i had to strip naked
she definitely pegs him
February 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
she definitely pegs him
having dinner in a noisy restaurant w coursemates while on exchange in france is certainly an experience
as someone who is not that good at french AND has auditory processing issues, i was fighting for my life
as someone who is not that good at french AND has auditory processing issues, i was fighting for my life
January 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
having dinner in a noisy restaurant w coursemates while on exchange in france is certainly an experience
as someone who is not that good at french AND has auditory processing issues, i was fighting for my life
as someone who is not that good at french AND has auditory processing issues, i was fighting for my life
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January 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
kinda freaky,,,,,,,, wdym i used to struggle getting up before 4 pm and now i've waking up at 8 am without an alarm (and earlier with one) for a week no problem??????
that's weirdddddd
that's freakyyyyy
that's weirdddddd
that's freakyyyyy
it's almost been a week since i landed in france (erasmus exchange for those unaware) and ngl i was expecting the travel and loads of things to do to mess up my sleep big time, but surprisingly enough i've been waking up and going to sleep at alarmingly normal times
January 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
kinda freaky,,,,,,,, wdym i used to struggle getting up before 4 pm and now i've waking up at 8 am without an alarm (and earlier with one) for a week no problem??????
that's weirdddddd
that's freakyyyyy
that's weirdddddd
that's freakyyyyy