TeenagePhlebotomy
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Sure. Less irony, but amusing nevertheless.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sure. Less irony, but amusing nevertheless.
tbh it's kinda gross up there in the ol' noggin'
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
tbh it's kinda gross up there in the ol' noggin'
big cock dandy floutin'
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
big cock dandy floutin'
Astoundingly mediocre over here.
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Astoundingly mediocre over here.
Yup. My dignity.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yup. My dignity.
Can I interest you in the missing frames from the Zapruder film?
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Can I interest you in the missing frames from the Zapruder film?
I just might if you don't watch yourself.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I just might if you don't watch yourself.
MY ANSWER IS FINAL AND MY WILL IS FIRM.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
MY ANSWER IS FINAL AND MY WILL IS FIRM.
Goddamnit, fuck you. I'm gonna. I'M GONNA DO IT, YOU PUNK, YOU DASTARDLY PUNK.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Goddamnit, fuck you. I'm gonna. I'M GONNA DO IT, YOU PUNK, YOU DASTARDLY PUNK.
NYET, COMRADE
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
NYET, COMRADE
Maybe I will then, buttloaf.
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maybe I will then, buttloaf.
Even at the nadir (or pinnacle!) of my alcoholism, I would have opted for a sixer of NyQuil.
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Even at the nadir (or pinnacle!) of my alcoholism, I would have opted for a sixer of NyQuil.