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Nenya Bisnis
@teleporttomars.bsky.social
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Mostly here to shitpost selfies, baked goods, and whatever I find cute or funny.
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some hot HOT amaryllis action!
a sliver of light green leaf mleming out of an amaryllis bulb in a pot
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Jaws movie poster featuring a large shark about to attack a swimmer
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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hey it's a penis 😮
my soft cock popping out of purple briefs and unzipped blue jeans
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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finally out of the oven after cream of tartar sourcing delays 😄
crinkle-topped snickerdoodle cookies on a parchment-lined baking tray
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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they're the same picture
cartoon with a man talking to kids around a campfire: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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juncos are back! 😍
a dark eyed junco on a platform feeder with various native plants in the background
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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😎
Nintendo play activity stats, including over 500 hours on Stardew Valley and over 100 hours on Pokemon Omega Red, Sword, Scarlet, Violet, Shining Pearl and Sun; Animal Crossing New Horizon and New Leaf; Rune Factory 4 and 5; Diablo 3, Persona 4 Golden, Graveyard Keeper, Fantasy Life i, Story of Seasons, Zelda Breath of the Wild, and Hades.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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do you know how many people live in Nilbog? twenty-six, including The Presence! innit that WONDERFUL?
the father from Troll 2 reading a Vegetable Cookbook
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Rose DeWitt (Titanic, 1997): "I want you to draw me like one of your Simipours 🫦"
a Pokemon TCGP Simipour card with the titular water monkey Pokemon lounging "seductively" on a rock
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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i love that Father Brown's nemesis pulls complicated scams that are ALMOST legitimate work that ultimately can't be worth the effort

like what is this penny-ante shit
It was he who ran the great Tyrolean Dairy Company in London, with no dairies, no cows, no carts, no milk, but with some thousand subscribers. These he served by the simple operation of moving the little milk cans outside people's doors to the doors of his own customers.
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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he has two claws!
October 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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👀
Vinnie, a male character from Legends: ZA with dark sunglasses, winged sideburns and a manbun styled into Pancham and Buneary. he's wearing a dark grey-blue jacket and matching tie with a bright teal-green shirt while standing in front of Prism Tower. text box says "I am the CEO's secretary in title, though in practice, I am more often"
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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the continuing story of the rose tree and me
a deep purple Ebb Tide rose bloom and foliage in the foreground with my smiling face in the background.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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it's hawk night at the Roxbury!
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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callooh, callay! it's fat cock friday!
a nude selfie of me with morning dong-hang standing with one hand at my side and the other raised to show some pit.
October 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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lazy sunday cock pic
my hard cock pulled out of gray sweatpants
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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"are you at peak performance? i don't see six dewlaps on your face"
Sirna Kolrami, a smug alien strategist in TNG Peak Performance. he sneers with folded arms from a seated position, his slit-like mouth echoed in the fleshy horizontal folds on his cheeks
October 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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the sexiest thing a man can say is

COMPUTER: LEVEL 2
Lt Worf (Michael Dorn) and K'Ehleyr (Suzie Plakson) in an alien environment on the Holodeck
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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looking at a man with no skin and being, like, i know i can fix him
Julia (Claire Higgins) and skinless Frank (Oliver Smith) in Hellraiser
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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gonna get the undies with the built-in cordless duster holster 😎
a black handheld cordless electric duster with a long conical spout
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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celebrating a freshly cleaned shower!
a picture of me smiling nude in the bathtub with my hard dick in hand
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka pointing to a glass jar of mangosteen juice from a hospital bed
October 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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did you get her signature?
an "I Ran Into Tammy Faye At The Mall" t-shirt featuring a cartoonish smeared-makeup imprint of her face
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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good morning! 😊
a melon-colored calendula bloom that practically glows
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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buzz buzz 🐝
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM